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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:29 pm 
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One thing I do know.
The forum should ban Isaac now.
And thats all she wrote.

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Why would I be banned?
I have not done anything to deserve it.
That is completely ridiculous.

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Where's all of the activity?
The forum is so quiet tonight.
What happened?

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I think this just might
Be the least amount of activity
With six registered users

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Isaac wrote:
I think this just might
Be the least amount of activity
With six registered users

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are you on amphetamine or something?

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I skipped lunch today
My stomach growls something fierce
Soon: pork tenderloin

Early bed tonight
Last night was late band practice
Golly I'm tired

Hour and a half
Time yet to elapse today
Before I go home

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Something smells real good.
London Broil is for dinner.
Break out the good wine.

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turkey and swiss quiche
with scallions and a potpie
is on the menu

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Grilled sizzler steaks
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Pizza with sausage.
Eaten by my wife and I.
Wait, it's a Friday.

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sausage omelette
with red onion and cheese, hey!
at least, not egg pie

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Rotisserie chick
And little steamed carrot sticks
Hunger goes away

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Boring chat
Board totally, completely lifeless
I'll write bad haiku

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Twenty chicken wings
With hot sauce all over them
Is never enough!

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Mustard and duck sauce.
Makes my nose sniffle and snort
Sweetness lasts all night

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Eenie Meanie Miney Moe
Catch a tiger by his toe
If he--damn it!

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Tried digesting corn
But it keeps coming out whole
Why eat it at all

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Peanuts are real good
For scratching your hemorrhoids
While on the way out.

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Whatever happened to
All the fun in the world?
(On Sheik Yerbouti)


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Head over heels in
Love? What does that mean, I pose?
Now heels over head......


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Drank too much last night.
Came home and pissed on the floor.
Don't drink anymore.

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That's nothing Galoot
Once I pissed in my guitar
Straight into the hole

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Drank too much Johnny Walker Red.
Went home with a girl who was well fed.
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LaMarrBruister wrote:
Drank too much Johnny Walker Red.
Went home with a girl who was well fed.
Woke up and I had pissed her bed.


Not a haiku, but bravo anyway!

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^^^^I know it's not a haiku,but it is a true story from back in my real heavy drinking days.. :wink:


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