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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:05 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 8:08 pm 
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but then you knew that
right dumb ass cause you so smart
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 6:18 pm 
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Anamosity
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 11:41 pm 
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I instead of A,
but i am over it now...
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:35 pm 
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Sitting by the pool
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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I have heard it said
"Aloe" is how a whore says
"Hello" (in Britain).

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:41 am 
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you say tuhMAYtoe,
i say tuhMAHtoe..... now what?
boy becomes a man.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:42 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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with an oink oink here,
here today, gone tomorrow...
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:54 pm 
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honesty best policy
communication the finest tool
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 12:52 am 
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uh... seven nine five?
is there some sort of problem?
wait, don't answer that.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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A fucked up Haiku?
Isaac in disguise perhaps?
Nah Its just Punky!

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Has any one
Through the simple clap of hands
Felt the oness flow

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:00 pm 
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Has any one
Through the simple clap of hands
Felt the oness flow

Your first line was four
Sorry about that GG
Please try it again

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:32 pm 
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nice work there, galoot...
you've come a long way baby,
boy becomes a man.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:47 am 
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You know, Galoot, I had to search how to count syllable in English, which is a completely different afair than counting syllable in Portuguese.. Can you show me how is it four, please?

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:49 am 
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has = 1
an = 1 y = 1 (roughly pronounced "N E")
one = 1

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Has any one else
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Felt the oneness flow

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Thanks Lapsed Maps-san
I thought you were Zombie-san
Maybe I was wrong

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:15 am 
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Como expressar
Neste sítio do Zappa
Loucura Haikai

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
Thanks Lapsed Maps-san
I thought you were Zombie-san
Maybe I was wrong

nothing wrong with thoughts.
i don't know how to say this...
you did it again.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
You know, Galoot, I had to search how to count syllable in English, which is a completely different afair than counting syllable in Portuguese.. Can you show me how is it four, please?

Has = 1 syllable
Anyone = 3 syllables
1 + 3 = 4
Most 3 letter words containing only 1 vowel is one syllable.
Except for 3 letter words containing the letter "Y"....which is sometimes used as a vowel contain 2 syllables.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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Haikus are stupid
Tankas are pretty dumb too
Syllable nonsense


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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:02 pm 
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It's five seven five
Keep College rythmn alive
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