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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:43 am 
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jumpin' jesus christ,
galoot is good at these things...
boy becomes a man.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:53 am 
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A break in the heat
A cold front is on the way
Ah, the Poconos

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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hot, cold, rain or snow,
brave the elements alone...
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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bike ride to the bank
finds alternating shade and
humidity blasts

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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boss asks if I can
come to work on my day off:
whose servant am I?

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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who else can work now
if light at end of tunnel
grows too dim to see?

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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all work and no play
makes punky funky, cranky,
snide and forgetful.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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figurative crook
yanks me by the neck into
compliant nodding

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:04 pm 
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Sound system aint right
I think I'll buy some new tubes
How much did you say?

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 7:47 pm 
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Writers block again
Horatio Alger said
So what do I do?

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:17 am 
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let us just reflect
upon that apt rush of blood...
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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signatures galore...
finally i have made it.
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:31 pm 
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Back from the E.R.
Wife complains of lower back
Can't rule out rough sex

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 4:23 am 
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easy there, galoot!
what do you think you ARE? ... an
arabian horse!!??

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
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data coming in,
yet they think that i don't see...
accounts deleted.

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:34 am 
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Error 404
Your haiku could not be found
Try again later

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 Post subject: Re: Haiku Madness
PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:35 am 
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i did not write that ↑
credit where credit is due,
no offense, ok?

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