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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 10:06 am 
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Don't most people that are drunk like the bathroom floor?


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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 10:07 am 
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isn't that for amateurs?

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 1:34 pm 
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Don't most people that are drunk like the bathroom floor?

how drunk is the bathroom floor??

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 2:28 pm 
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didn't that one guys spill at least 3 drinks on it?

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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 12:09 pm 
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Isn't it the coolest surface in the house?


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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 3:38 pm 
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did you get out the thermometer?

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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 4:16 pm 
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Are you surprised I pulled one out of my ass?

(a byproduct of drinking to much I would suppose)


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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 4:48 pm 
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as deep as it was buried I think we're all surprised it's out, right?

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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 7:20 pm 
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But who will clean it?


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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 4:46 am 
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you aren't looking at me are you?

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 4:57 am 
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who is "me are you"?

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 5:48 am 
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don't you know him?

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 6:41 am 
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Who's on first?


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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 7:10 am 
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are we gonna go down that road again?

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 12:03 pm 
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Is it the road to nowhere?


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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2020 4:16 pm 
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does it lead to me?

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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2020 12:10 am 
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or ausfahrt?

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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2020 6:10 am 
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doesn't that place stink?

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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2020 2:26 pm 
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would an air freshener help?

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2020 7:20 pm 
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is it downunder ?


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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2020 8:19 pm 
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Can it be found up the creek?


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2020 12:22 am 
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in a platypus maybe?


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2020 1:31 am 
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Do I hear an Echidna or Tachyglossidae if you prefer?

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2020 1:42 am 
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Monotremes Arf alot and did ya know male Echidnas have a four-headed penis :|
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echidna
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During mating, the heads on one side "shut down" and do not grow in size; the other two are used to release semen into the female's two-branched reproductive tract. Each time it copulates, it alternates heads in sets of two.When not in use, the penis is retracted inside a preputial sac in the cloaca. The male echidna's penis is 7 centimetres (2.8 in) long when erect, and its shaft is covered with penile spines. These may be used to induce ovulation in the female.It is a challenge to study the echidna in its natural habitat and they show no interest in mating while in captivity. Prior to 2007, no one had ever seen an echidna ejaculate. There have been previous attempts, trying to force the echidna to ejaculate through the use of electrically stimulated ejaculation in order to obtain semen samples but has only resulted in the penis swelling.


anyone seen a Megalibgwilia lately ?


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2020 1:59 am 
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are they members of the lgbtmqia family?

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