There's an ugly little weasel 'bout three-foot nine<br>Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin'<br>'Cause her sweet little hubby's<br>Suckin' prong part time<br>(In the name of The Lord)<br><br>Get a clue, little shrew<br>Oh yeah, oh yeah<br>Jesus thinks you're a jerk<br><br>Did he really choose Tammy to do His Work?<br>Robertson says that he's The One<br>Oh sure he is,<br>if Armageddon<br>Is your idea of family fun,<br>An' he's got some planned for you!<br>(Now, tell me that ain't true)<br><br>Now, what if Jimbo's slightly gay,<br>Will Pat let Jimbo get away?<br>Everything we've heard him say<br>Indicated that Jim must pay,<br>(And it just might hurt a bit)<br>But keep that money rollin' in,<br>'Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo<br>Can't get enough of it<br><br>Perhaps it's their idea<br>Of an Affirmative Action Plan<br>To give White Trash a 'special break';<br>Well, they took those Jeezo-bucks and ran<br>To the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!<br>And every night we can hear them thank<br>Their Buddy, up above<br>For sending down his love<br>(While you all smell the glove)<br><br>Jim and Pat should take a pole<br>(Right up each saintly glory-hole),<br>With tar and feathers too --<br>Just like they'd love to do to you<br><br>('Cause they think you are bad --<br>And they are very mad)<br><br>'Cause some folks don't want prayer in school!<br><br>(We'd need an ark to survive the drool<br>Of Micro-publicans, raised on hate,<br>And 'Jimbo-Jimbo' when they graduate)<br><br>Conviced they are 'The Chosen Ones' --<br>And all their parents carry guns,<br>And hold them cards in the N.R.A.<br>(With their fingers on the triggers<br>When they kneel and pray)<br><br>With a Ku-Klux muu-muu<br>In the back of the truck,<br>If you ain't Born Again,<br>They wanna mess you up, screamin':<br>"No abortion, no-siree!"<br>"Life's too precious, can't you see!"<br>(What's that hangin' from the neighbor's tree?<br>Why, it looks like 'colored folks' to me --<br>Would THEY do THAT...seriously?)<br><br>Imagine if you will<br>A multi-millionaire Television Evangelist,<br>Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U.S. Senator<br><br>Studied Law --<br>But is not qualified to practice it<br><br>Father of a "love child"<br>Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants<br>Of papa's religious propaganda program<br><br>Claims not to be a "Faith Healer",<br>But has, in the past,<br>Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes<br><br>Involved with funding for a 'secret war' in Central America<br>Claiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friends<br><br>Involved in suspicous 'tax-avoidance schemes',<br>(Under investigation for 16 months by the I.R.S.)<br><br>Claims to be a MAN OF GOD;<br>Currenty seeking the United States Presidency,<br>Hoping we will all follow him into --<br>The Twilight Zone<br><br>What if Pat gets in the White House,<br>And suddenly --<br>The rights of 'certain people' disappear<br>Mysteriously?<br><br>Now, wouldn't that sort of qualify<br>As an American Tragedy?<br>(Especially if he covers it up, sayin'<br>"Jesus told it to me!")<br><br>I hope we never see that day,<br>In The Land of The Free --<br>Or someday will we?<br>Will we?<br><br>And if you don't know by now,<br>The truth of what I'm tellin' you,<br>Then, surely I have failed somehow --<br><br>And Jesus will think I'm a jerk, just like you --<br>If you let those TV Preachers<br>Make a monkey out of you!<br><br>I said:<br>"Jesus will think you're a jerk"<br>And it will be true!<br><br>There's an old rugged cross<br>In the land of cutton --<br>It's still burnin' on somebody's lawn<br>And it still smells rotten
_________________ "When you hear music, after it's over, it's gone in the air. You can never capture it again." -- Eric Dolphy
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