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'There is no path to peace. Peace is the path'
Mahatma Gandhi

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"You are what you is" - Frank Zappa

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Some folks got it,
some folks don't,
some so yoogly,
they never won't

"It wasn't genius or even unusual talent that made the stories good, it was patience and a large waste basket."
-Carl Barks, the Duck Man.

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"Treat people the way you would want to be treated yourself"....My Mum...heh.

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me , than a frontal lobotomy...

my dad ...

That is also known as the Golden Rule

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Yep. It's something my Mum instilled into me and my brother and sister from a young age.

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising each time we fall"

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"

'Can't We Just Have Sex Instead?'

"If you don't know what to do, then don't do anything."
-Mr Kwee, my music philosophy teacher

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''When you lose the right to say 'fuck', you lose the right to say 'fuck the goverment'."-Lenny Bruce

"When in doubt, fuck it." - John Lennon

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. "

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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TB -

If at first you don't succeed, pull yer foreskin over yer heid.

"Aim for the bullseye, not for the bullcrap!!

A friend

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What can you do that's fantastic?

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

Confucius

This quote can be interpreted two ways. For example, if you can't tell if it's a man or a woman, should you "fuck it" or fuck it?

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Some folks got it,
some folks don't,
some so yoogly,
they never won't

"i might like you better if we slept together'

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One two, buckle my shoe!

We are made to travel life's journey hand in hand. There is someone ready to grasp your hand today. And someone hoping you will take theirs.

Remember to hang on to one another!

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

"Get it while you can."

Not sure who said or wrote it originally but it's something I live by, because it won't always be there, so if you haven't already, buy that limited edition Freak Out! before it's too late!

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Some folks got it,
some folks don't,
some so yoogly,
they never won't

Harmonica: And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

it's still Reggae, but it's all backwards, okay ?

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Quentin:

Well, folks
As you can see for yourself
The way this CLOCK over here
is BEHAVING
TIME IS AN AFFLICTION ...

This may be cause for alarm
Among a portion of you, as
From a certain experience
I tend to proclaim . . .
THE EONS ARE CLOSING!

[concerned mutterings from all in attendance]

Quentin:

Now what does this mean, precisely
To the layman?
Simply this:
MOMENTARILY, THE NEED FOR
THE CONSTRUCTION OF
NEW LIGHT WILL NO LONGER EXIST!

Of course, some of you will say:
"Who is HE to tell me from this LIGHT?"
But, in all seriousness, ladies and gentlemen
A quick glance at the erratic behavior
Of the large, precision-built
TIME-DELINEATING APPARATUS beside me
Will show that it is perhaps
Only a few moments now!
Just look how funny it's
Going around there!
Personally, I find mechanical behavior of this nature
To be Highly SUSPICIOUS!
When such a device
Doesn't go NORMAL
The implications of such a behavior
BODES NOT WELL!
And, quite naturally, ladies and gentlemen
When the mechanism in question
Is entrusted with the task of
The delineation of
TIME ITSELF ...
And If such a mechanism goes
ON THE BUM...
OR THE FRITZ...
Well
It spells TROUBLE!

Lady #1:

Make your checks payable to
The GREATEST PHILOSTOPHER known to MANKIND ...

Lady #2:

QUENTIN ROBERT DE NAMELAND!

Both Ladies: (singing)

Who is making
Those New Brown Clouds
Who is making
Those clouds these days?
Who is making
Those New Brown Clouds?
If you ask a philostopher
He'll see that you pays!

Quentin:

THANK YOU ... AND CALL AGAIN!

Greggery takes leave of the Therapeutic Assembly, only to discover the mysterious dust storm is still in progress...

Greggery: (miffed)

That geek has ripped me off!

Narrator: (confidentially to Greggery)

Perhaps it's a trend...

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll