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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:48 pm 

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"Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you. he looks like a cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with a snout-like megaphone apparatus in the front with two big eye
Nted like appletons with miniature motorized frowning chrome eyebrows over them. along the side of his disc-like body are several sets of stupid-looking headers and exhaust hoses which apparentl
Pel him and punctuate his dialogue with horrible smelling smoke rings. in the middle of his head we can see an airport wind sock and constantly twirling anemometer. the bottom of him has a landi
Ght and three spoked wheels. in spite of all this, it is obvious that the way he really gets around is by being dangled from place to place by a union guy with a dark green shirt up in the roof
S eating a sandwich (pieces of which drop off every once in a while and lodge themselves near the hole where they put the oil in that makes the cheap smoke).

He hovers into view and speaks to us thusly...

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. it is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential c
Uences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *the death penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating). our criminal institutions are f
F little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called music!

Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! cruel and inhuman punishments are being c
Lly described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future).

I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in music...the white zone is for loading and unloading only...if you have to load or unload, go to th
Te zone... you'll love's a way of life...ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...hi, it's me, I'm back. this is the central scrutinizer...the white zone is for loading and unloading only...if yah gotta loa
If yah gotta unload, go to the white zone. you'll love's a way of life. that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, you'll love i
Is, is, the central scrutinizer!"
- Frank Zappa "The Central Scrutinizer

A song that encourages me to leave my country.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:26 pm 

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Well I suppose this is the proper thread based on what I heard on NPR today.

Former major league baseball player Keith Hernandez discussing his father.

HERNANDEZ: Well, he coached us all through little league. And he was just wonderful. And the parents and the kids were all - benefited from his instruction. He was really terrific with the kids. But once I got into high school, he was so petrified that a coach would ruin me. And it was - in other words, he lost control. And that's when things started to get a little dicey between me and him. He would always watch whenever he can.

He was a fireman. He worked 24 hours, off 48. He had two days off. So he would be at every practice in high school, watching. And it was like, you know, "The Central Scrutinizer," you know, from Frank Zappa's "Joe's Garage" album. And it was just, like, forever watching. And I would feel that it was, like, a shroud over me. And I would come home on pins and needles. I didn't know if I would, you know, get laid into, or he would smile and praise me. It was kind of a tough situation.


When I heard this, I had to do a double take, but for my ears instead of my eyes.

If you want, here is interview:


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