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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

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“Get in there. Sing the song. Get out. I’m not big on a hundred takes and a thousand overdubs. My kind of singing isn’t meant to be perfect. It’s meant to reflect the imperfections of a human being like me. After a couple of takes, that reflection is pretty accurate.”

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Stay away from salt and cucumbers

“Lobster and chicken salad, cabbage, cucumbers, and even potatoes, are to be turned away from. Salted meats are not to be partaken of either; and salt itself, as a seasoning, is to be used as sparingly as possible.” -Walt Whitman

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2016 7:12 am 
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“A leader leads by example, not by force.” Sun Tzu

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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2016 2:14 am 
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i are hating myself.

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Donald Trump: "I pay as little as possible" in taxes
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-i-pay-as-little-as-possible-in-taxes/

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“I don’t count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re the only ones that count.”

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Quote:
The smoker you drink, the player you get

-Joe Walsh

By way of explanation, this quote taught me that under some circumstances, things that might make no sense otherwise may become illuminated during a change in the consciousness in the observer. If you've read the few posts I've previously written, you may be tempted to believe that I am writing about being inebriated or high. However, there are many so-called altered states of consciousness beside these, some of which are socially acceptable and normal for their time and place. Meditation, for instance, creates verifiable changes to physiology, including the brain. A Zen practitioner might contemplate a Koan, a phrase which seems random or illogical, to the point where the normal interface between perception and apperception of reasoning breaks down.

I believe that the act of paying attention with an open mind can augment one's comprehension of reality. "Looking Out!" I recommend it.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:40 pm 
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The smoker you drink, the player you get. -Joe Walsh


By way of explanation, this quote taught me that under some circumstances, things that might make no sense otherwise may become illuminated during a change in the consciousness of the observer. If you've read the few posts I've previously written, you may be tempted to believe that I am writing about being inebriated or high. However, there are many so-called altered states of consciousness beside these, some of which are socially acceptable and normal for their time and place. Meditation, for instance, creates verifiable changes to physiology, including the brain. A Zen practitioner might contemplate a Koan, a phrase which seems random or illogical, to the point where the normal interface between perception and apperception of reasoning breaks down.

I believe that the act of paying attention with an open mind can augment one's comprehension of reality. "Looking Out!" I recommend it.

This piece of windbaggery was brought to you by Reverend Zim_ulator. We apologize for inflicting upon you, fearless reader, the pretentious ramblings of this delusional user. Please accept a gift from the user, a free glimpse of Illogicopedia.com : http://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/We_Java_alligators


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"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Seuss

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I NEVER let them in....

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^^She's telling that random hook-up she met at the bar her hopes and dreams of becoming a professional therapist and he is pretending to be asleep trying to figure out how he can extricate himself from this morning-after mess. :lol:

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