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Can you say "Frampton tantrum" five times fast? Fun to try.
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Angry Fans Say Peter Frampton Threw a Tantrum and Stormed Off Stage When a Cameraman Cut Away From Him

http://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/angry-fans-say-peter-frampton-threw-a-tantrum-and-stormed-off-stage-when-a-cameraman-cut-away-from-him/ar-AAoOKkV

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:42 am 
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In the town of Oss (no, not Oz) a farmer has a license to grow henp. To be used as cow food. This type of henp doesn't contain nearly enough THC to get high.

http://www.omroepbrabant.nl/?news/26770 ... blij!.aspx

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:06 pm 
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James Cameron (the film/underwater explorer guy) has an industrial hemp farm in NZ

the son of my brother (from another mother) got caught stealing some.....

If he were my son I'd..... what would you do Frankie, If he were my son I'd..... what would you do Frankie.....

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:20 pm 
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James Cameron (the film/underwater explorer guy) has an industrial hemp farm in NZ

the son of my brother (from another mother) got caught stealing some.....

If he were my son I'd..... what would you do Frankie, If he were my son I'd..... what would you do Frankie.....


:mrgreen: :smoke: Chocolate syrup comes to mind in case you get the munchies - just in case mind you :mrgreen:


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Eddie RUKidding wrote:
Gray_Ghost wrote:
James Cameron (the film/underwater explorer guy) has an industrial hemp farm in NZ

the son of my brother (from another mother) got caught stealing some.....

If he were my son I'd..... what would you do Frankie, If he were my son I'd..... what would you do Frankie.....


:mrgreen: :smoke: Chocolate syrup comes to mind in case you get the munchies - just in case mind you :mrgreen:


hee hee hee "smother that boy with information about the thc content of industrial hemp and outline some of the pros and cons of the real stuff"

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Tainted Buffet At Jackson Strip Club Blamed After Severe Diarrhea Incident On Stage

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“At first I picked up a bad smell; I thought maybe the guy next to me had farted,” said the witness, who declined to be named. “However, the smell got worse and I noticed that a lot of other guys were looking around to see what it was.”

It was at this point that the first dancer to suffer from diarrhea was unable to control her bowels any longer, and ‘a stream of brown liquid soon gushed over the stage splashing onlookers’, according to the witness. “It was absolutely disgusting,” he told journalists. “A number of guests immediately puked. I personally ran for the exit, I lost all interest in the show.”


http://jacksontelegraph.com/2017/08/10/ ... -on-stage/

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Man ‘tied his penis to shotgun and then shot himself in the head’

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/18/man-tied- ... d-6862457/

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Tainted Buffet At Jackson Strip Club Blamed After Severe Diarrhea Incident On Stage

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“ I personally ran for the exit.”

I guess that's better than having someone else run to the exit for you.

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Apparently a French rooster faces legal action for crowing:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... awn-chorus

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There's a lot of talk about gratuitous English in The Netherlands. One such example is the university of Leiden, which recently dropped the name "bibliotheek" in favour of "library". Not realising that now, on the sign above the door, it says "Leiden University Library". Lul is d.i.c.k. in Dutch.

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There's a lot of talk about gratuitous English in The Netherlands. One such example is the university of Leiden, which recently dropped the name "bibliotheek" in favour of "library". Not realising that now, on the sign above the door, it says "Leiden University Library". Lul is d.i.c.k. in Dutch.



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Under the header: "Typically Dutch Faits Divers":
In a flat in Tilburg, there was for a long time disagreement on bicycle parking procedures. There's limited space in the bicycle parking basement, and putting them out on the car parking lot was getting messy. Fortunately the two camps were on good terms and almost in agreement...

And then the whole apartment building won a prize in the lottery: all 200 households win at least one bicycle.

http://www.omroepbrabant.nl/?news/26955 ... terij.aspx

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Conspiracy theorist takes spirit level on a plane and says it proves the Earth is flat

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Smart cookie kea makes a snowball in Arthur's Pass, Canterbury
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A kea was spotted pushing a snowball across Arthur's Pass on Thursday to the delight of one coach driver.

In a rare departure from pulling rubber off tourists and skiers' cars, a kea has been spotted making a snowball in Canterbury.

The driver of a coach making its way through Arthur's Pass spotted the intelligent parrot pushing a snowball across the snow-covered road on Thursday.

"Every now and then, travelling through the mountains, one gets to see some marvellous sights – today was one of those days," a post on the West Coast Shuttle Facebook page said.

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The alpine parrot made the most of the spring snow.

"When travelling through the pass with snow chains on my tyres … there in front of me was a kea … rolling a snowball across the road."

Arthur's Pass was open on Thursday despite being blanketed with snow. The New Zealand Transport Agency advised chains were essential and the road was closed to towing vehicles.

The same restrictions applied on Friday with more snow expected to fall throughout the weekend.

Keas were well-known for their playful, if not obnoxious, behaviour. Recent research also showed they excelled at teamwork and had a contagious laugh.

A particular Kea's shriek was played to various parrots, which researchers said seemed to trigger an inherent sense of playfulness.


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https://www.stuff.co.nz/environment/966 ... canterbury

Some Kea's have a tendency to vandalize things, like car windscreen wipers or any rubber bits they can get their beaks into, it is not unusual to return to the car park to discover a parrot has pecked out a tyre valve or the rubber surrounding a car window, unfortunately you aren't allowed to ring their necks :wink:

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Come on boys, let's block the road

Beautiful Plumage :lol:

PS The Kea is NZ's native parrot

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