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A reporter once asked Eric Clapton how it felt to be the world's greatest guitar player. Clapton replied, "I don't know, ask Prince."

http://www.snopes.com/eric-clapton-quote-about-prince/

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A reporter once asked Eric Clapton how it felt to be the world's greatest guitar player. Clapton replied, "I don't know, ask Prince."

http://www.snopes.com/eric-clapton-quote-about-prince/

Yeah, insert Hendrix / Rory Gallagher etc...
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sleeping in a jar wrote:
A reporter once asked Eric Clapton how it felt to be the world's greatest guitar player. Clapton replied, "I don't know, ask Prince."

http://www.snopes.com/eric-clapton-quote-about-prince/

Yeah, insert Hendrix / Rory Gallagher etc...
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Yes, I think that's where it came from. I have nothing against Prince, and own and like a few of his albums. But that quote has been plastered all over the place the last few days, and I knew it wasn't legit. I couldn't bring myself to (purple) rain on people's parades.

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Some of Donald J. Trump's greatest hits:

1. He saw Muslims celebrating on the rooftops in northern New Jersey on September 11, 2001.

2. Evidence that President Barack Obama might not have been born in the United States had been brought to his attention.

3. Three to five million people voted illegally in the 2016 election.

4. His inauguration crowd was the largest ever recorded.

5. Obama had wiretapped Trump Tower during the 2016 campaign.


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I like Toles representation of Trump. His mouth is like I see it on TV, shaped like an asshole !
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The 10 biggest lies in American political history:

10. President Bill Clinton (1998): "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

09. Presidential candidate George H. W. Bush (1988): "Read my lips: no new taxes."

08. Presidential candidate Donald Trump (2016): "We're going to have insurance for everybody. There was a philosophy in some circles that if you can't pay for it, you don't get it. That's not going to happen with us."

07. President Ronald Reagan (1982): "[W]e did not—repeat, did not—trade weapons or anything else for hostages."

06. Former Confederate Vice President Alexander Stephens (1868): The Civil War "sprung from no attachment to slavery."

05. Vice President Dick Cheney (2002): "Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction."

04. President Lyndon B. Johnson (1964): "We are not about to send American boys nine or ten thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves."

03. Senator Joseph McCarthy (1950): "I have here in my hand a list of 205 [people] that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department."

02. President Andrew Jackson (1830): "Toward the aborigines of the country no one can indulge a more friendly feeling than myself."

01. President Richard Nixon (1974): "I am not a crook."


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I see it doesn't go farther than 2016.
I think there should be a 2017 section.
By itself, I'm sure it could fill easily 10 items, or more.
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