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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:44 pm 
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[quote author=Batchain115 link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=390#397 date=04/04/04 at 00:03:43]<br><br>So, ImSoCute, I have to take it that you mean, "Even if I could do that I never, ever would!"<br><br>Well, I sure take a  completely different view of that!<br><br>To sum it up I'll use that very old limerick:<br><br>There once was a man from Nantucket<br>Whose cock was so long he could suck it<br>He sais with a grin<br>As he wiped off his chin<br>"If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!"<br><br>--Bat ;) (Who'd lick his own balls just because he could! ;D )[/quote]<br>Sure, thats what I mean.  ;D


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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2004 11:03 am 
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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2004 5:22 pm 
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[quote author=stride link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=390#403 date=05/08/04 at 14:03:04]Image[/quote]<br><br>Good one Stride!  LOL.  Seriously choice is good.  So many ways to play!

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 Post subject: Historical Porn
PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:59 am 
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I have been remiss in not posting to For Ladies Only for so long.  Just wanted to share with you all some "pilgrim badges" I purchased at the last big Medieval recreation event I went to.  Who says the Middle Ages were boring.;D<br><br>These hang from my rear view mirror, they say they are good luck.;) <br><br>And Bat, that is a lady riding the beast in the middle.<br><br>[center][img width=480 height=388]http://mysite.verizon.net/res7nuft/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/badges.jpg.w300h207.jpg[/img][/center]<br><br>Hope the pic is clear enough so that you can see all the fine detail.   ;D

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 Post subject: Re: Historical Porn
PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:43 am 
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[quote author=Batchain115 link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=405#407 date=07/11/04 at 08:59:28]<br><br>And so, SabrinaII? Why should I care if he is?![/quote]<br><br><br>I don't know, you tell me!   ;D

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:47 am 
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                            Lawd de Lawd!!!!!!!!!<br>     <br>                De thread, she done live agin!!!!! Take yer loved ones to higher ground! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper-you know we're gonna need it!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:08 pm 
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[quote author=dove_grey link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=405#410 date=07/12/04 at 04:47:25]                             Lawd de Lawd!!!!!!!!!<br>     <br>                De thread, she done live agin!!!!! Take yer loved ones to higher ground! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper-you know we're gonna need it!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ [/quote]<br><br><br>Damn straight, Dovey!  The thread that would not die!  Bullets won't stop it!  Rockets won't stop it.  We may have to use nuclear for....no lets not do that!  You know I don't think the circumcision question has been discussed enough!::)  I was looking back over this thread and we had such a damn good time with it!  I'm so glad I asked the question that nobody else would ask. ;D<br><br>Now, the next question.  Do you think that Frank was as good in bed as rumor and groupies have it?  Do you think he really laid as many ladies as his legend relates?  We know he had the equipment (and I'm still saying uncircumsized), did he have the technique? ???

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 Post subject: re: for ladies only
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 6:56 pm 
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[quote author=SabrinaII link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=405#411 date=07/12/04 at 19:08:50]...You know I don't think the circumcision question has been discussed enough....[/quote]<br>funny you should mention it....when gz was on the forum i was really tempted to drop a link to this thread on the thread she was posting on, in fact even went as far as composing the post & then i chickened out...couldn't do it  :-[ <br>

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 Post subject: Re: for ladies only
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:18 pm 
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[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=405#412 date=07/12/04 at 21:56:00]<br>funny you should mention it....when gz was on the forum i was really tempted to drop a link to this thread on the thread she was posting on, in fact even went as far as composing the post & then i chickened out...couldn't do it  :-[ [/quote]<br>LOL! <br><br>Damn, wouldve loved to have seen what she would av wrote.


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 Post subject: Re: for hornies only!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:08 am 
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[quote author=Batchain115 link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=405#414 date=07/13/04 at 02:20:49]<br><br>You can be sure Gail wouldn't have had a thing to say. It's unimaginable that people would even think he wasn't sinking the salami in a business where everyone else was banging up a storm! And so what about Gail? No "flings" or quick "affaires" for her? Maybe not! But with all those taped "sex noises" on "The Torture Never Stops" made by her and other females FZ must have had a very satisfying sex life whether his pickle was "kosher" or "tref"! There are many, many, many "comemorations" of some of these events! We've just all gotten so pseudo-Victorian about this stuff in the last 20 years that we're dumb enough not to remember how much we weren't.<br>But Gail ain't gonna give you any "inside information"! ;)<br><br>--Bat[/quote]<br>You know Bat, I wouldnt want Gail to see this thread. I would be heart-broken to see a bunch of strangers talking about my dead husbands 'Chugga-lug', 'Thunderstick', 'Pleasure Pusher', and his sex life in genreral...but, it is providing great entertainment for us low lifes.  ;)<br><br>BTW, I really want somebody to clear this up...did Frank sleep around? Or was he a very commited man?


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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:39 am 
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Hmmm, I have always thought he was a good lover--do you REALLY  think Gail woulda stuck around (well, besides being in loooooove ;)) too long if he was'nt? I mean, I get the feeling that she was a very sexual young woman--Frank did describe her as an excellent groupie--one who would not suffer bad lovers gladly.She was also a Catholic Girl...and we all know about that song he wrote ;D. Anyway, with all those groupies, I'm sure his technique improved over the years. Nigey Lennon never went into detail on what the liked to do, or whether he was even any good, which I think is kind of a gyp--at least let us goils know if he was any good! Well, she says she fell in love with him and that they had an affair almost from day one while they were on tour, so I guess he musta been okay. She has'nt posted on here for quite some time, so I guess we'll never know for sure----unless there are any Forum members who have had first HAND knowledge......... ;)

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 Post subject: Re: for hornies only!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:03 am 
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[quote author=ImSoCute link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=405#415 date=07/13/04 at 03:08:47]<br>You know Bat, I wouldnt want Gail to see this thread. I would be heart-broken to see a bunch of strangers talking about my dead husbands 'Chugga-lug', 'Thunderstick', 'Pleasure Pusher', and his sex life in genreral...but, it is providing great entertainment for us low lifes.  ;)<br><br>BTW, I really want somebody to clear this up...did Frank sleep around? Or was he a very commited man? [/quote]<br><br>Yes, we are a bunch of sickos. ;D But then again when you think of the whole concept of the forum, isn't  it kinda ghoulish?  No, lets not think about it!!!!  We all love Frank and the astounding music he created, but we are not above digging the dirt.  And we know he was a human being, with his own foibles.  So there! <br><br>Chugga lug?  Pleasure Pusher?  Oooh, I have some new synonyms.  Back to writing my novel of love and lust.  "Gonzo, the lead guitar player placed his Thunderstick..........

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:07 am 
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 Post subject: Re: for hornies only!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:09 am 
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[center][quote author=SabrinaII link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=405#418 date=07/13/04 at 06:03:26]<br><br>Yes, we are a bunch of sickos. ;D But then again when you think of the whole concept of the forum, isn't  it kinda ghoulish?  No, lets not think about it!!!!  We all love Frank and the astounding music he created, but we are not above digging the dirt.  And we know he was a human being, with his own foibles.  So there! <br><br>Chugga lug?  Pleasure Pusher?  Oooh, I have some new synonyms.  Back to writing my novel of love and lust.  "Gonzo, the lead guitar player placed his Thunderstick.......... [/quote]<br>LMFAO!  ;D  ;D  ;D[/center]


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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
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