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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 10:05 pm 
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[quote author=Billy link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=360#370 date=03/15/04 at 08:46:02]<br><br>I heard about someone who had a foreskin wallet. When he rubbed it, it turned into a suitcase. ;D<br>[/quote]<br><br>Shipping baron Aristotle Onassis had a yatch with a bar. The bar stools were covered in with "sperm whale foreskins". It is said the ladys loved to sit bareassed on these stools for long periods of time.....<br><br>Just goes to show you once again that taste does not come with money!

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:00 am 
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[quote author=Billy link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=360#373 date=03/15/04 at 18:03:10]<br><br>I hope that's not the kind of wallet you're inspecting... :O :O :O ;D<br>[/quote]<br><br>Lol. Nope!

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:19 am 
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[quote author=The_Acadian link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=375#375 date=03/16/04 at 00:05:35]<br><br>Shipping baron Aristotle Onassis had a yatch with a bar. The bar stools were covered in with "sperm whale foreskins". It is said the ladys loved to sit bareassed on these stools for long periods of time.....<br><br>Just goes to show you once again that taste does not come with money![/quote]<br><br>Back to the imporant question:   What did they taste like?

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:46 am 
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[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=375#379 date=03/17/04 at 15:07:10]<br>Chicken, of course...[/quote]<br><br>Oh, Chicken of the Sea, I get it!   8) ;D

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:10 pm 
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[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=375#383 date=03/18/04 at 21:14:59]Who knew Ray Romano was so.......<br><br>.......... um.............<br><br>............. limber.[/quote]<br>Thats who I thought it was! ;D


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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 7:58 am 
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hey! are garlic flavored dried out buttholes allowed too? <br>fuck if they aint.  ;D<br>allright, anyone got a picture of the a.m. guy where hes blowing his own dick? <br>i mean....he surely can, eh?!<br><br>dont take this serious, it might explode. <br><br>loving regards, <br><br>wowie zowie!

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:12 am 
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Well it must be great being able to read a newspaper and fart in your face at the same time. I guess the advantage of being able to bend like that is that you can see if you wiped good.

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 4:32 am 
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[quote author=Zardoz link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=390#392 date=04/02/04 at 09:51:28]<br><br>Image<br>[/quote]<br><br>The question is: why does he need glasses to do that ? :-/ :-/ ???<br>

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 5:10 am 
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[quote author=monstermovie link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=390#393 date=04/03/04 at 06:32:24]<br><br>The question is: why does he need glasses to do that ? :-/ :-/ ???<br>[/quote]<br><br>Maybe he's checking for vermin?<br> :P :P

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
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Easily the most dirty thing i have seen a guy do to himself. Youch!


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