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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

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weenie me peenie

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good god popps you all said you were going to measure it

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

[url=ANYTHING FOR A BUCK! http://www.herballove.com/library/resou ... /fatal.asp[/url] JUST JERK IT! (And do pay these worried, microbiologically-aware slimy schmucks for their unique products so that your wanking doesn't addict you and make you sick to the point of fatal illness!)

--Bat

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So that's why my hair done fell out. And here, all these years, I thought it was from listening to loud rock music on the headphones.

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

i've had a dream a couple of times where my dick comes off my body, but it re-attaches ?! suffice to say i'm very relieved when i wake up, lmao...

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

Re-attaches to your neck?

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John Meryck, The "Elephant Man", had a perfectly formed penis...








ON HIS FOREHEAD

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Robert Record invented the equals sign.

Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis

Lyrics :

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

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"Ya like horses?"

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

Don't mess with THE HOFF!

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

GENITAL ELEPHANTIASIS???

--Bat

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<------PhotoArtWerk by debutante_daisy http://www.facebook.com/BatchainTheMovie

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Well, you got plenty of weenis candy, Galoot Co-Log-Nah! I hope they're meant to be sucked on and not bitten into!

--Bat

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Sorry 'bout the triple posts... pc was acting up...haven't tried em yet,
but there's some transgenered prostitutes outside on east 83rd street and
Park avenue...I think I'll ask them......

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d