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 Post subject: Re: Trump, FZ etc
PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2018 4:06 am 
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well, i found my people... and posted my tenth post... right about now...


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 Post subject: Re: Trump, FZ etc
PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2018 1:39 pm 
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good work Cap you win a star, in fact any star you luck, why you could be a star now- you just have to sing in a high voice............ :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Trump, FZ etc
PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2018 3:30 pm 
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Lucky you got here in time for the return of angry JP... :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2018 3:39 pm 
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*nods,

*sings in sopranno,

i am anticipating the next scene. :D


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 Post subject: Re: Trump, FZ etc
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2018 11:57 am 
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Another Trump thread? Who let Isaac back into this place? Totally desperate for attention. Perhaps I should create a 'downer mydnyte is a racist homophobe trump supporter" thread, just for him.


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 Post subject: Re: Trump, FZ etc
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:46 pm 
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reruns oboy!!


Trump, FZ, DiscoBoy, Mij, Pedro, Spacebrother, Mr Nice, Eddie and Caputh Order Pizza

[setting: back porch of a house in Laurel Canyon, California, USA. A mild, late January evening]

Pedro: I'm hungry. Anyone else hungry? I'm gonna order pizza.

Mij: I'm hungry.

(everyone agrees they could use some food)

Pedro: I'm just gonna order two large Flesh Of Endangered Species pizzas. Any objections?

Mr Nice (rolls his eyes): I'm not eating Flesh Of Endangered Species pizza!

DiscoBoy (rolls his eyes): Here we go.

Pedro: Well, I only want the Flesh Of Endangered Species pizza.

Eddie: We can go half and half. Half Flesh Of Endangered Species and half whatever Mr Nice wants.

Mr Nice: If we get the veggie on only half the pizza I still won't eat it. I won't eat a slice of veggie from the same pie that has meat on it.

Mij: (rolls his eyes): Pass the arugula, please.

Trump (viciously): You'll eat meat and you'll like it!

DiscoBoy: Yeah! You'll eat meat and you'll like it!

Trump: Shut the fuck up.

Spacebrother: I want the Mother Earth. Hold the sun dried tomatoes.

Pedro (rolls his eyes): Okay. One Endangered Species and one Mother Earth.

Caputh: Wait a sec. I want sausage. Not the endangered species kind.

DB (rolls his eyes): I'm fine with whatever Trump wants.

Trump: Let's get two Flesh Of Endangered Species and one Garden Of Eatin' or...uh...whatever you faggots call it.

Spacebrother: Mother Earth. Is a Mother Earth with no sun dried tomatoes okay with you Mr Nice?

Mr Nice: I suppose. Does it come with cartoons?

Mij: It's expensive if you order it with cartoons.

FZ: Cheepnis.

Eddie: Let's get a pepperoni as well.

Pedro (rolls his eyes): Okay. Three large pizzas. One Endangered Species, one Pepperoni, and one Garden Of Artichoke Hearts.

Spacebrother (rolls his eyes): It's Mother Earth not Garden Of Artichoke Hearts.

Trump: Take Out Or Delivery?

Pedro: Delivery.

Trump: Well, I'm not paying for the tip.

FZ: Now that's cheapnis. (FZ disappears like smoke)

Caputh: I guess FZ wasn't hungry.

DiscoBoy: He's such a cynical guy.

Eddie (quoting the Läther liner notes): Perhaps you prefer bent over.

Trump: As a matter of fact he does.
(everyone laughs)

LIGHTS DIM. CURTAINS


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