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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:34 pm 
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yes, that all american meatball pile tattoo is tight!
however, i don't think that is a spade on that belt buckle.
i think it is an arrow pointing up.
pointing up as if to say "hey faggot, check out the sneer on this dude... he CLEARLY doesn't give a fuck!!".

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 2:14 pm 
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I decided to make up my own track list based on the cover:

1. I Was So Horny ('til my tongue touched her lips)
2. Cherry Cheesecake On My Dick
3. Bloody Vaginal Discharge
4. Sneer
5. Our Drummer Has No Nipples
6. For All The 13 Year Olds Whose Parents Loved Motley Crue
7. I Only Play For Money (That's Why I Never Play)
8. Kiss Me Deadly [Lita Ford Cover]
9. Slutty Slutty Bang Bang [featuring the guy who used to sing with Ratt]
10. Give The Drummer Some (Lipstick)
11. Pout At The Devil
12. Anal Irritation
13. Anal Irrigation [with Richie Sambora]
14. Drum Sola
15. Track 16 Sucks!
16. Don't Listen To Track 15
17. Outro
18. Eye Of The Tigress

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produced by Nicki Sixx
engineered by Johnny T [with apologies for the sound quality]
management: Global Domination
Legal: Huey P Fig Newton
recorded at: New Jersey Advertisement Jingles Studio
mixed and mastered by: Chris Mathews
track 4 arranged by: Michelle "funky ass" Obama
special thanks: Jewjew Finklestein
no brown skinned people were hurt in the recording of this album [as far as we know ]


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 3:46 pm 
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Wow. You sure have a lot of time to invest in other men.

FAGGOT!!

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:51 pm 
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^^ A lot of time? Like 2 minutes?

I type fast.

Wait. Natasha is a man? I should have known.


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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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i'll never forget the first time i heard cherry cheesecake on my dick.

i had just done my third whip-it (normal morning ritual) and i was getting ready to grab the scissors
and cut some distress tears into my favorite pair of stonewashed jeans when my brother bursted into
my room screaming "doood! you gotta hear this! it's like... if enuff z'nuff grew cocks!!!".
with this he popped in the cassette and pressed play.
oh yeah, he had enough rugged street smarts to have the song cued up and ready to (rock and) roll!

we spent the next 3 maybe 4 hours rewinding. and headbanging. and air-drumming. and singing. and kissing. and 69ing.



THANKS JAYPFUNK!

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I decided to make up my own track list based on the cover:

1. I Was So Horny ('til my tongue touched her lips)
2. Cherry Cheesecake On My Dick
3. Bloody Vaginal Discharge
4. Sneer
5. Our Drummer Has No Nipples
6. For All The 13 Year Olds Whose Parents Loved Motley Crue
7. I Only Play For Money (That's Why I Never Play)
8. Kiss Me Deadly [Lita Ford Cover]
9. Slutty Slutty Bang Bang [featuring the guy who used to sing with Ratt]
10. Give The Drummer Some (Lipstick)
11. Pout At The Devil
12. Anal Irritation
13. Anal Irrigation [with Richie Sambora]
14. Drum Sola
15. Track 16 Sucks!
16. Don't Listen To Track 15
17. Outro
18. Eye Of The Tigress

all rights reserved. fagtime music, BMI
produced by Nicki Sixx
engineered by Johnny T [with apologies for the sound quality]
management: Global Domination
Legal: Huey P Fig Newton
recorded at: New Jersey Advertisement Jingles Studio
mixed and mastered by: Chris Mathews
track 4 arranged by: Michelle "funky ass" Obama
special thanks: Jewjew Finklestein
no brown skinned people were hurt in the recording of this album [as far as we know ]


That made me laugh an awful lot. My favourite is "Pout at the Devil" - well done.

Unfortunately, the image previously posted appears to be merely advertising the band - who according to one interview, got together due to a mutual interest in fishnets. The musical direction is described as "glam".

There appears to be only one release available: an EP called, er, "EP".

https://myspace.com/natashakomisglam/music/songs

The titles are nowhere near as good as DM's....

Track one is "Party of the Year", the video for which can be viewed here, but be warned - it contains images that might offend some heterosexuals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bpFcxwBFjo.

Track two is "Shooting Star"; I haven't been able to find out whether this one deals with astral phenomena, heroin use by a star, a male star's orgasm or the quick rise to the top of stardom and a subsequent early death. I'm guessing the last, but I had to stop listening after about 15 seconds.

The third track is, appropriately enough, "Liar".

The fourth track is "Come this Far": whether this is an order or a boast, I know not.

Jaypfunk himself has two songs posted there. This is referred to as an "album" entitled "Decadence and Romance". Obviously, jaypfunk seems to like decadence but only if it conforms to certain norms.
The titles are: "Goin' Down" and "Lovin' Comes Easy". Both sound pretty similar to me. On the other hand, who am I to mock? I haven''t got any tracks posted anywhere and if I did, I'm sure they'd be much worse than jaypfunk's.
https://myspace.com/johnnytuscaderodrums/music/albums

(How much will jaypfunk pay for 10 minutes work writing the above, I wonder?)

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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Lapsed maps, I'm with you, I'd do Peter Dinklage...hot with a sexy, deep voice. Of course, I'd probably smother him with my FAT! :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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Don't be a twat.
She's a bit odd looking, but in reasonable shape.
How about this one? - boiler I say.
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What the fuck is this? Is this a joke band?

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Don't be a twat.
She's a bit odd looking, but in reasonable shape.
How about this one? - boiler I say.
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What the fuck is this? Is this a joke band?


Er, IMHO a bit, yes.

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Boiler !
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he's kinda cute.

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In the year 2020: "Whatever became of Don's third wife?" 8) Plastic does crack.

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What say you?



Is DJT's hand where I think it is?

I think the photo is quite flattering, she comes across as hard and almost vicious on tv.....I can picture her in a leather teddy "hurt Donny Hurt Donny".....

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 Post subject: Re: Babe or boiler?
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Milt, I'd say that lady has already been boiled. Yoiks. No amount of extra plastic surgery will fix her.

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Milt, I'd say that lady has already been boiled. Yoiks. No amount of extra plastic surgery will fix her.


Supposedly she loves it, because it made her look like she has a cat's face and her boyfriend or husband likes that kind of thing.

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