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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:42 am 
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They're not "my" facts...
well duh, that's because you're factually challenged :roll:


...and the moron will come.


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Vindictive kinda guy, ain't ya.
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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If this were a vindictiveness contest, he'd have me beat by miles, just based on the shear volume who've called him out... and even as evidenced right here in this very thread.


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Oh. Well, that makes it o.k., then....

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Disco Boy wrote:
They're not "my" facts...
well duh, that's because you're factually challenged :roll:


...and the moron will come.

If this were a vindictiveness contest, he'd have me beat by miles, just based on the shear volume who've called him out... and even as evidenced right here in this very thread.


It's not even possible to find another human being stupider than you.

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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I've been wanting to post a picture of that guy in this topic! He has a hole the same size on the other cheek, he can shove a carrot in one side and pull it out the other side.

You can't understand a word he's saying, but it's handy when brushing your teeth, you can reach every little place.

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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I've been wanting to post a picture of that guy in this topic!


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Fixed it.


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It's not even possible to find another human being stupider than YOU.


Fixed it.


Re-fixed it.

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Re-fixed it.


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...and he's done all of that shit. What a MORON! :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Re-fixed it.


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...and he's done all of that shit. What a MORON! :lol:


I NEVER said the word "fixed" in this thread until now, dumb-shit. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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I NEVER said the word "fixed"...


Oh great...another "I never said you couldn't fit 20 minutes on an album side" moment. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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tweedle-dumb-diane wrote:
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I NEVER said the word "fixed"...


Oh great...another "I never said you couldn't fit 20 minutes on an album side" moment. :roll:


You STILL think I'm Isaac?! That was 3 years ago! :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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You STILL think I'm Isaac?! That was 3 years ago! :roll:
I could care less what you are. It's who you are, and you are what you is.


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tweedle-dumb-diane wrote:
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You STILL think I'm Isaac?! That was 3 years ago! :roll:
I could care less what you are. It's who you are, and you are what you is.


If you don't care, then why the hell are you bringing it up?! :roll:

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MAN BITTEN BY RATTLESNAKE WHILE TAKING SELFIES WITH IT

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LOS ANGELES, CA — A Lake Elisnore man decided it would be a good idea to wrap a 4-foot-long rattlesnake around his neck and take selfies with it. 36-year-old Alex Gomez found the poisonous snake when he was walking around a field behind his home.

“I was taking it off my neck to do something else with it after I took photos with it, like chase it around and make a cool snake chasing video for YouTube, but it turned sideways, and it sunk its one tooth into… my hand,” Gomez said. “It really hurt.”

Gomez threw the snake off and ran to a neighbor’s to call 911.

“I was terrified and I said ‘What a fool. Stupid. He could die,'” his mother Debra Gomez said. “My son’s a moron.”

Alex Gomez was airlifted to Loma Linda University Medical Center for treatment.

He was out of the hospital Thursday night but still faced the likely possibility he could lose the use of his arm and have his thumb amputated.

“I’m not too upset if I lose my thumb and the use of my arm because I could be dead instead,” Gomez said. “I want my incident to serve as a warning to other people. Don’t mess with snakes. Just leave them alone.”

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