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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 1:21 pm 
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unless DB is a moron. Which everyone knows he is.
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I checked with my neighbour. First he's heard of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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just plain doug wrote:
deuce wrote:
unless DB is a moron. Which everyone knows he is.
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I checked with my neighbour. First he's heard of it.


Hey Doug call Trump and see what he says... :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 4:43 pm 
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STATISTICAL FACTS speak for themselves, moron. :roll:

I didn't look at your 'facts'. No-one does. You've wasted your life.


They're not "my" facts, jerk-off. Take your head out of your ass.


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Wrong thread unless... :shock:

unless DB is a moron. Which everyone knows he is.
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More ad hominems...yet ZERO evidence to the contrary.

Typical lefty.

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:13 pm 
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How about casting aside those pathetic ad hominems
More ad hominems...

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asshole!
genius! (sarcastic)
Grow a fucking brain.
You are one stupid ass motherfucker!
It's time to take Justin Bieber's cock out of your mouth and Adam Lambert's dick out of your ass, fuckhead...
dumb-shit.
STOP being incredibly fucking stupid?!
moron.
jerk-off.
Take your head out of your ass.
Typical lefty. (ouch)

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ZERO evidence...

This is conclusive evidence that you are the largest twat ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Guys, if you can help it, don't carry forum feuds to different topics, please.

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 3:33 am 
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guys, please disregard the following eager attempt to keep things safe and vanilla:

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Guys, if you can help it, don't carry forum feuds to different topics, please.



thank you for your time,
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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We no longer need to post outside news. This topic has now become self-sufficient. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Guys, if you can help it, don't carry forum feuds to different topics, please.

will do.
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 6:28 pm 
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deuce wrote:
Disco Boy wrote:
How about casting aside those pathetic ad hominems
More ad hominems...

:cry:
Disco Boy wrote:
asshole!
genius! (sarcastic)
Grow a fucking brain.
You are one stupid ass motherfucker!
It's time to take Justin Bieber's cock out of your mouth and Adam Lambert's dick out of your ass, fuckhead...
dumb-shit.
STOP being incredibly fucking stupid?!
moron.
jerk-off.
Take your head out of your ass.
Typical lefty. (ouch)

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ZERO evidence...

This is conclusive evidence that you are the largest twat ever.


Taking my quotes and arranging them after the FACTS have been presented despite the FACT that you haven't presented your case is "conclusive evidence" that I'm the largest twat ever?

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 5:23 am 
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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Another fun thread dies from politicalitis... :x


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Primus - Moron TV - https://youtu.be/mVoAK8yWANM


Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang

She feeds her face with cheddar balls
As my brain cells start to pop
She licks her fingers, stares away
Her IQ slowly drops
I pry my eyes as best I can
From that big electric stain
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
And crams more nonsense in her brain

Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang

Just when I thought I'd seen it all
They pull a cretin from the shelves
And flash that filth under their nails
To make us feel better about ourselves
As they ooze across the screen
Like a pustule gutter troll [?]
We fill our coffers full of gold
And praise the seal of a Asshole

Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang

Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV

Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV

Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV

Well that one's fit for a sex tape
Well that one's fit for a dad
Well that one had more babies
Than anyone's ever had
That one married a rock star
That made all little girls squeal
And that one want to be president
Cause she's got more eye appeal

Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang

Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV

Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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I broke a finger while being drunk at a party at a friend's house. Apparently I got a finger stuck on a door. Now because of that fucking stupid behavior I can't play the guitar or do physical activity for at least 2 weeks, maybe more. I feel like a total jerk.


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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She looks like she fits the bill. Either do the job you're paid to do, or resign, or be fired, or be
held in contempt of court, fined, and imprisoned. Take your pick you unpatriotic, un-American, moron!
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Kentucky Clerk’s Office Defies Court Order to Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses

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MOREHEAD, Ky. — Nearly two months after the Supreme Court declared a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, a county clerk’s office here — in defiance of a federal court order — turned away two gay couples seeking marriage licenses on Thursday, taking a stand that has infuriated gay rights advocates but buoyed Christian conservatives who insist their religious freedoms are being violated.

Kim Davis, the clerk in Rowan County, who says her Christian faith bars her from authorizing same-sex marriages, has refused to issue any licenses, either to same-sex or heterosexual couples. Her actions come in the wake of the historic ruling in June in the case of Obergefell v. Hodges, despite a direct order from Gov. Steven L. Beshear, that she do so.

On Wednesday, Judge David L. Bunning of the United States District Court of Eastern Kentucky, ruling in a case brought by the American Civil Liberties Union on behalf of four couples — two same-sex and two heterosexual — ordered Ms. Davis to resume issuing licenses. But lawyers for Ms. Davis immediately appealed, and Thursday morning, Ms. Davis did not show up at work.


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 2:22 pm 
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Shark surfing. by morons.

https://youtu.be/dEx7lYb5z4w

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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coevad wrote:
Shark surfing. by morons.

https://youtu.be/dEx7lYb5z4w

The whale shark must have liked it or it wouldn't have stuck around. Questionable behavior by the humans fer shure.

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Where's Dad?

https://video-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvide ... e=55E27F1B

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^ If the cute little kid spit on me, I'd spank his bare ass right there and his folks too! :evil:

Thats some fucked up parenting. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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She looks like she fits the bill. Either do the job you're paid to do, or resign, or be fired, or be
held in contempt of court, fined, and imprisoned. Take your pick you unpatriotic, un-American, moron!
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Kentucky Clerk’s Office Defies Court Order to Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses

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MOREHEAD, Ky. — Nearly two months after the Supreme Court declared a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, a county clerk’s office here — in defiance of a federal court order — turned away two gay couples seeking marriage licenses on Thursday, taking a stand that has infuriated gay rights advocates but buoyed Christian conservatives who insist their religious freedoms are being violated.

Kim Davis, the clerk in Rowan County, who says her Christian faith bars her from authorizing same-sex marriages, has refused to issue any licenses, either to same-sex or heterosexual couples. Her actions come in the wake of the historic ruling in June in the case of Obergefell v. Hodges, despite a direct order from Gov. Steven L. Beshear, that she do so.

On Wednesday, Judge David L. Bunning of the United States District Court of Eastern Kentucky, ruling in a case brought by the American Civil Liberties Union on behalf of four couples — two same-sex and two heterosexual — ordered Ms. Davis to resume issuing licenses. But lawyers for Ms. Davis immediately appealed, and Thursday morning, Ms. Davis did not show up at work.

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see the moron in action :arrow: http://vp.nyt.com/video/2015/09/01/35280_1_ky-marriage-clerk_wg_360p.mp4


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Holy crap. Is he serious! Seriously insane :?

viewtopic.php?f=16&t=26770

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Holy crap. Is he serious! Seriously insane :?

http://zappa.com/messageboard/viewtopic ... 16&t=26770



Did you follow the other link, pretty funny actually... :lol:


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Kim Davis Ordered Jailed in Kentucky Gay Marriage Dispute

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Kim Davis, the clerk of Rowan County in Kentucky, after refusing to grant a marriage certificate to Robbie Blankenship and Jesse Cruz on Wednesday.

THIS IS PRICELESS!!!

Kim Davis is an elected clerk in charge of her department. She's paid $80,000 a year, and has not performed her job since the Supreme Court decision in June. She cannot be fired.

She has been married 4 times and divorced 3 times. She had twins 5 months after the divorce of her 1st husband. The twins were sired by her 3rd husband and adopted by her 2nd husband. Three of her children are among her employees at the clerk's office.

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Officer shot his own patrol car, Massachusetts police say

(CNN) A police officer lied when he said somebody shot at his patrol car, causing it to crash and catch fire, said Millis, Massachusetts, police Sgt. William Dwyer on Thursday.

"We have determined that the officer's story was fabricated," Dwyer said. "Specifically that he fired shots at his own cruiser as part of a plan to concoct a story that he was fired upon."

Dwyer said the officer will be prosecuted. He was a dispatcher hired as a part-time officer and was training to become a full-time officer, Dwyer said.

Dwyer said the officer's name won't be released until charges are filed. He didn't say why the officer made up the story.

On Wednesday, the officer reported that a white man in a dark pickup truck fired shots at him, causing his patrol car to spin around, strike a tree and catch fire. The officer said he returned fire.

Police conducted an intensive search with officers from other law enforcement agencies, firefighters, police dogs and a Massachusetts State Police helicopter.

Also on Wednesday, somebody made a threatening call to a local middle school. City schools were locked down for the day and were closed all day Thursday. Police don't know if that threat and the cruiser incident are related.

Millis is a town of about 8,000 people located about 25 miles southwest of Boston.


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