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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:05 am 
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Frank would have had a ball discussing with these guys !
Yeah, stay in the same scale and play endlessy those 7 notes, but PLAY IT LOUD !
Who cares if it becomes boring ?
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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We was playin' the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n' easy too
So we wouldn't get it wrong...

And the same old chords goin' over 'n' over
Became a symphony
We would play it again 'n' again 'n' again
'Cause it sounded good to me

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Moron or genius - you decide... :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:15 am 
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Is that you, Mr. NG ?
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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No, it's not me. I don't know who it is. I do resemble that remark, however. 8)


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:05 pm 
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Ah, you know me. I don't want to be disrespectful.
8)
Nevertheless, I think the guy had a good idea for a portable TV dinner table.
8)

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Have you ever seen the Snack Hoodie? 8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J88BSNXE_4w

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Is the Snack Hoodle fit a chicken noodle soup ?
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Woman falls off California's highest bridge while taking selfie

(CNN) Police in a California county have a warning for camera-toting thrill seekers: "You can lose your life and none of that is worth a selfie!"

The message was posted on the Placer County Sheriff's Office Facebook page after a woman fell 60 feet off the Foresthill Bridge on Tuesday. The 730-foot-tall bridge is the highest in California and one of the highest in the United States.

The Sheriff's Office said the unidentified woman from Sacramento and a group of friends were walking on the bridge's girders when she "attempted to take a selfie and fell. Landing on a trail below."

The woman had to be airlifted to a nearby hospital. Paul Goncharuk, a friend, told CNN affiliate KOVR that "she was knocked unconscious, suffered a deep gash to her arm and fractured bones that will require surgery."

Goncharuk, who told KOVR that he was there, also confirmed the police information, telling the affiliate that "they were taking a picture on the bridge, and then the big bolts that are holding the beams together, she stepped on them kind of weirdly and lost balance and fell backwards."

The bridge's off-limits underbelly seems to be a popular, but dangerous spot for social media posting.

Police have started patrolling the area after a series of pictures and videos of people dangling from walkways under the bridge.

"It's a cool place to take pictures, but obviously not worth the risk," Goncharuk told KOVR.

Trespassers found on any closed portion of the bridge will be arrested, police said.


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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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In France, while the local Gendarmes were in a shopping center doing some recruiting, a guy walks up to the police dog and pets the k9 cop...Problem, he had some hash in his pocket. The well trained dog immediatly arrested the guy. The man was found guilty of possession.

http://www.francetvinfo.fr/faits-divers/seine-maritime-il-caresse-le-chien-des-gendarmes-avec-du-cannabis-dans-la-pocheet-est-interpelle_2131143.html

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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In France, while the local Gendarmes were in a shopping center doing some recruiting, a guy walks up to the police dog and pets the k9 cop...Problem, he had some hash in his pocket. The well trained dog immediatly arrested the guy. The man was found guilty of possession.

http://www.francetvinfo.fr/faits-divers/seine-maritime-il-caresse-le-chien-des-gendarmes-avec-du-cannabis-dans-la-pocheet-est-interpelle_2131143.html


sacré bleu!

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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It's moron to outlaw hash and to allow people to drink wine on the corner... good boy.

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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It's moron to outlaw hash and to allow people to drink wine on the corner... good boy.


Absolutly ! 11 Presidential candidates and only 3 are for a legalization, all left of center parties. 4 are for the status quo (Full penilization, Right of center and Right Wing parties) The other four won't say. mostly left candidates, exept Macron, whom no one can really say or decide, who or Wtf is this guy?
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ihEZSwAKc

this guy... uh... just..... wow

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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The_Acadian_2 wrote:
In France, while the local Gendarmes were in a shopping center doing some recruiting, a guy walks up to the police dog and pets the k9 cop...Problem, he had some hash in his pocket. The well trained dog immediatly arrested the guy. The man was found guilty of possession.

http://www.francetvinfo.fr/faits-divers/seine-maritime-il-caresse-le-chien-des-gendarmes-avec-du-cannabis-dans-la-pocheet-est-interpelle_2131143.html

Meanwhile, in Ohio:

Ohio man drops cocaine in courtroom

OHIO (KRON)–An Ohio man made a huge mistake in traffic court when he dropped a bag of cocaine on the floor.


Lamar Reed, walked up to enter a plea regarding a minor traffic violation when a bag of cocaine dropped out of his hat and onto the floor.

It took a security officer one hour to notice the drugs on the floor.

A warrant was issued for his arrest and he now faces a fifth-degree felony.

http://kron4.com/2017/04/26/ohio-man-drops-cocaine-in-courtroom/ <<video

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Husband and wife sentenced for one of NZ's 'highest ranking' benefit frauds

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/9 ... fit-frauds



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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Teacher disciplined over 'most likely to become a terrorist' award

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Teachers at a school in Texas are being disciplined after handing out an "award" declaring one student "most likely to become a terrorist".

Lizeth Villanueva, 13, was handed the award by her teacher during a mock ceremony at the school near Houston.

A local education official described the incident as "a poor attempt at poking fun."

But the student's mother told a local news channel: "It doesn't look like a joke to me."

The fake certificate, signed by the teacher, was handed out the day after the terrorist attack at a concert in Manchester, England, which killed 22 people, including children.

Lizeth's mother contacted Houston's KPRC 2 channel about the mock ceremony, conducted with students in the advanced learning programme at Anthony Aguirre Junior High in the town of Channelview.

"It was not a joke," Lizeth told KPRC 2. "I do not feel comfortable being in the same classroom with [the teacher]."

The Washington Post reports that other awards included "most likely to cry for every little thing" and "most likely to become homeless", all of which were greeted with laughter from several teachers gathered in the room.

Lizeth told the newspaper she had not been back to school since.

The school district released a statement apologising for "the insensitive and offensive fake mock awards that were given to students".

"The teachers involved in this matter have been disciplined according to district policy," it said.

The incident comes days after another high-profile "terrorist" allegation was resolved in Texas courts.

In 2015, Muslim schoolboy Ahmed Mohamed, then 14, was arrested in a suburb of Dallas, Texas, after his teacher said a homemade clock looked like a bomb.

His arrest prompted a social media outcry and he switched to another school in the aftermath.

But the discrimination case brought by his family was thrown out by the courts earlier this month.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40064966

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 Post subject: clickbait hoaxes
PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2017 2:43 pm 
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The above story, and others like it, have been proven false.

http://www.snopes.com/cookie-dough-explodes-shoplifting-incident/

Here's another fake story:

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 Post subject: Re: Moron Alert!!!
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Yet, another fake story.

http://www.snopes.com/woman-quits-winning-lottery/

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