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I was thinking Syrian rebels lighting a signal fire for their new buddy Trump.....

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Some people can sleep anywhere. On many a night I envy them.

One guy was partying a wee bit too hard on yesterday's national holiday in Groningen and fell asleep in a Dixi chemical toilet. When he woke up, his Dixi had already been towed away and put in stock, enclosed by a lot of other Dixis. He couldn't open the door because of them.

Luckily he had his phone with them, so he phoned the police and after a few hours of towing Dixis he was rescued.

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NEW DELHI -- A man trying to take a selfie with an injured bear was mauled to death in India on Wednesday, the latest in a string of selfie-related fatalities in the country.

The Hindustan Times reports the victim, Prabhu Bhatara, was returning from a wedding in the Pharsaguda area of the eastern Indian state of Odisha with several others when he stopped his car near a forest to attend to "nature's call." He spotted an injured bear and tried to snap a selfie with the animal.
"What happened to Prabhu, I haven't seen him since the wedding." ...Oh, didn't you read my facebook page?"
Amateur footage broadcast by several Indian news networks shows the victim being mauled by a bear while another person tries to ward off the animal using a stick. A stray dog can also be seen attacking the bear. The victim, engaged in a fist-to-claw fight with the bear, manages to stand up briefly, before being dragged down to the ground again.

The Hindustan Times also reported the bystanders "were busy shooting the incident on their mobile phones instead of trying to rescue him." [color=#0000FF](This is gonna get so many "LIKES" on my social media page!)
The newspaper quotes forest official Dhanurjaya Mohapatra as saying "Bhatara died on the spot."

After killing Bhatara, the bear did not move from the side of the road. Bhatara's body was recovered only after forest officials arrived and tranquilized the bear.

A 2016 study by researchers from Carnegie Mellon University and Indraprastha Institute of Information Delhi said India topped the list of countries with selfie-related deaths, with 76 deaths from March 2014 to September 2016.

In 2016, a teenager in India's Punjab state died when he accidentally shot himself while posing for a selfie with a loaded gun.

That same year, authorities in Mumbai established 16 no-selfie zones after a spike in selfie-related deaths.

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Here's a French family on holiday in The Netherlands not quite grasping the concept of "safari". Watch till the end!

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'You are right about Iran,' Stephen Harper and other former PMs tell Trump in ad

Stephen Harper and other former world leaders and politicians took out a full-page ad in the New York Times

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/harper- ... -1.4656526

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As you can see, being moron is not a thing reserved only to Trump and his fan base.
WE TOO, CANADIANS, CAN BE MORON !!!
And they follow, one after the other, at the Prime Minister job.
(where every day now is another Halloween event - What will he wear today ?)

We even have coffee shops called Tim Moron
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Seriously, stupidity knows no bound.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eje1RJKKDdw

Here's a French family on holiday in The Netherlands not quite grasping the concept of "safari". Watch till the end!


What a hero....I love how the "man" of the family was the first one back in the car.

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Gang made 'visit' to the wrong Christchurch house - a police officer's home
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During the struggle at his Charteris Bay house, the police officer received a bleeding nose and a fat lip along with scratching on his arms, tenderness to his right arm, a sore left knee and right foot.

A gang's disastrous "visit" to a random Christchurch house went wrong - because a police officer lived there.

The July 2017 Charteris Bay home invasion has led to a two-year, seven-month jail term for one of those involved, Norton Lindsay Adams, a Nomads gang member.

The Crown said Adams and another man were patched members of the Nomads gang and a third person allegedly involved was linked to them.

They drove to a random house in Charteris Bay, on the Banks Peninsula near Christchurch, where a constable lived at 10.30pm on July 3, the court heard.

READ MORE: https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/ ... hurch-home

The incident escalated quickly when the person who knocked on the door claimed to be with the police.

When that person was questioned and refused to leave, the real police officer made an arrest. In the fight that followed, Adams punched the cop twice in the face and broke his glasses. He also stomped on the man's bare foot before the officer retreated inside.

Adams drove erratically on Dyers Pass Road before the vehicle was stopped by police. A pump-action shotgun was found inside.

During the struggle at the door, the victim received a bleeding nose and a fat lip along with scratching on his arms, tenderness to his right arm, a sore left knee and right foot.
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Nomads gang member Norton Lindsay Adams, 26, has pleaded guilty to a series of charges after a "visit" to the wrong Christchurch house found a police officer lived there.

Adams, 26, pleaded guilty to a series of charges in the Christchurch District Court and was sentenced immediately by Judge Jane Farish on Friday after he waived the right to a pre-sentence report.

At least one of the others allegedly involved in the incident is pleading not guilty and faces trial.

Adams has admitted charges of assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, reckless driving and failing to stop for the police for the Charteris Bay incident. He admitted assault with intent to injure and unlawful possession of a firearm for a separate incident.

Judge Farish said after receiving a letter from Adams that she believed he was starting to have insight into the effects of his offending and his lifestyle.

He had been on electronically-monitored bail for several months, but had accepted that by pleading guilty he was going straight back to jail. The question was then whether he would be able to stay away from negative influences.

As well as the jail term, she disqualified him from driving for 15 months.

- Stuff


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Video: Toronto driver smashes a McLaren into an Audi R8

An unlicensed Toronto driver got a jarring lesson in horsepower recently when he destroyed two supercars in one crash after losing control behind the wheel.

According to CityNews, the unnamed young driver apparently took over his friend’s McLaren 720S – which sports a twin-turbocharged 4.0-litre V8 good for 710 horsepower and a zero-to-100 km/h time of 2.9 seconds – at Polson Pier in Toronto on April 21.

The driver hit the gas and took off down the street, only to lose control and spin the $350,000-plus supercar right into a parked Audi R8 (more than $190,000), hitting the Audi hard in the front quarter, with body parts from both cars flying into the road.

http://driving.ca/mclaren/auto-news/new ... an-audi-r8

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Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At Employees

A woman in Canada was so incensed about something Tim Hortons employees did or didn’t do that she dropped her pants, took a dump on the floor, threw it, grabbed some napkins to wipe her ass, threw those too, and left.

The video (without the tasteful pixelation added by CTV News):

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... e_facebook

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Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At Employees

A woman in Canada was so incensed about something Tim Hortons employees did or didn’t do that she dropped her pants, took a dump on the floor, threw it, grabbed some napkins to wipe her ass, threw those too, and left.

The video (without the tasteful pixelation added by CTV News):

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... e_facebook


Obviously she gave a shit :lol:

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just plain doug wrote:
Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At Employees

A woman in Canada was so incensed about something Tim Hortons employees did or didn’t do that she dropped her pants, took a dump on the floor, threw it, grabbed some napkins to wipe her ass, threw those too, and left.

The video (without the tasteful pixelation added by CTV News):

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... e_facebook


I wonder if any of the shit hit the fan?

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Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At Employees

A woman in Canada was so incensed about something Tim Hortons employees did or didn’t do that she dropped her pants, took a dump on the floor, threw it, grabbed some napkins to wipe her ass, threw those too, and left.

The video (without the tasteful pixelation added by CTV News):

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... e_facebook


Obviously she gave a shit :lol:


Whoever the person was who had to clean up her droppings had to take her shit (away). Later, the same low-payed worker was heard to grumble "Fuck my life.I'm too old for this shit. Can somebody please invent a drone to clean future bio-hazards?!"

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As you can see, being moron is not a thing reserved only to Trump and his fan base.
WE TOO, CANADIANS, CAN BE MORON !!!
And they follow, one after the other, at the Prime Minister job.
(where every day now is another Halloween event - What will he wear today ?)

We even have coffee shops called Tim Moron
:mrgreen:

Seriously, stupidity knows no bound.
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I'm surpirse the israelis did support it too in the ad - what a load of moronic crap- can we believe anything Trump put out answer NO


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I'm surpirse the israelis did support it too in the ad - what a load of moronic crap- can we believe anything Trump put out answer NO


What would you call a person who constantly believes a liar when it's been proven he's lying and that same person knows that he's a liar and can't deny it ?
From Day 1, and day after day... (and even way before).
Would you agree with me that this guy fully deserve to be called "stupid" ?
Would that person stay with a loving partner when he/she knows for sure he's lying ? thus cheating ?

So... starting from there...
I don't know for you, but for me, anything that a "stupid" fool will post here has absolutely NO CREDIBILITY.
So, it just adds up to the pile of shit that the whole Trump History error is producing.

The Reps should have chosen another guy. What's wrong with these guys ???
When you think it comes from a Party that Lincoln once lead. What a disgrace they are now.
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Mij wrote:
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I'm surpirse the israelis did support it too in the ad - what a load of moronic crap- can we believe anything Trump put out answer NO


What would you call a person who constantly believes a liar when it's been proven he's lying and that same person knows that he's a liar and can't deny it ?
From Day 1, and day after day... (and even way before).
Would you agree with me that this guy fully deserve to be called "stupid" ?
Would that person stay with a loving partner when he/she knows for sure he's lying ? thus cheating ?

So... starting from there...
I don't know for you, but for me, anything that a "stupid" fool will post here has absolutely NO CREDIBILITY.
So, it just adds up to the pile of shit that the whole Trump History error is producing.

The Reps should have chosen another guy. What's wrong with these guys ???
When you think it comes from a Party that Lincoln once lead. What a disgrace they are now.
:P


They ceased to be the party of Lincoln long ago. By the 1960's, the Republican party completely abandoned Lincoln.


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Three Rhino Poachers Eaten By Lions in South Africa

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“The only body part we found was one skull and one bit of pelvis, everything else was completely gone"

A pride of lions ate a group of poachers after they broke into a game reserve earlier this week in South Africa to hunt rhinoceroses.

Three men were believed to have been eaten alive by the predators sometime between Sunday night and Monday morning after they entered the Sibuya Game Reserve in Kenton-on-Sea to hunt rhinos, Nick Fox, the park’s owner, told Newsweek.

After the incident, authorities recovered the remains of their parts, three pairs of shoes, wire cutters, high-powered hunting rifles fitted with silencers and a type of ax that is commonly used by poachers to remove rhino horns.

“There is so little left that they don’t know exactly how many people were killed, we suspect three because we found three sets of shoes and three sets of gloves.”

Fox also revealed that rhino poaching groups usually consist of three people.

Although Fox admits that the incident was tragic, he also noted that it should send a “message” to other poachers who risk their lives to hunt game in his reserve.

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The last poacher-eating lion story (2016) turned out to be fake news.

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US man breaks into an escape room, calls police when he couldn't escape
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Last updated 17:03, July 13 2018

Just before 5am on Sunday Robert Bertrand received a voice mail from the Clark County Sheriff's Office: It looks like you were burglarized last night. Give 911 a call.

Someone had broken into his Vancouver, Washington, escape room, an interactive choose-your-adventure game where customers are locked inside and find clues that will lead them out.

"I ran upstairs," Bertrand, 40, told The Washington Post; his wife, Tamara, was still asleep in their bedroom. "I said, 'Tamara, you've got to get up. Things are going down, we've got to get to work.'"

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"The Kill Room" at the NW Escape Experience, an immersive adventure game in Vancouver.

Within minutes, they arrived at NW Escape Experience, the business they opened a year earlier.

The former Comcast sales supervisor and movie memorabilia collector called the escape room his true calling. He first learned about them at his son's birthday. Two and a half months later, the couple bit the bullet - no pun intended. In October 2016, they opened their first room: the Kill Room, blood-spattered and designed to look like a serial killer's basement hideout.

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Although the Kill Room is equipped with a panic door that always remains unlocked, it appeared Wardlaw freaked out before using it

NW Escape Experience has three themed rooms - a serial killer adventure, where players have been abducted; the comedic Hangover Hotel; and the FBI Investigation, based on the skyjacking of flight No. 305 in 1971, a true story. In all scenarios, players are trapped for 60 minutes. The goal is to escape by successfully completing a series of riddles.

"If you don't know what you're getting into, stepping into that room is actually pretty scary," said Rob Bertrand, referring to the Kill Room. The room features an authentic steel autopsy table and a dead body in the centre. There's also a work bench for the murderer's tools and a desk for crime-planning.

"I was expecting the worst," Tamara Bertrand, 41, recalled pulling into the strip mall complex on July 8. Four police cruisers lined the curb and she expected the front glass windows would be shattered and the electronics stolen. "I figured it would cost us a lot of money and a lot of heartache," she told The Post.

Chuckling, Clark County Deputy Sheriff Rob Ternus approached the couple and pointed at one of the cop cars. Rob Bertrand remembered a man, later identified as Rye Wardlaw, 40, with cropped hair and a slightly unkempt goatee sitting in the back seat, rambling incoherently. Ternus said the man broke into the business, got scared and called 911 on himself.

Wardlaw unsuccessfully attempted to enter through the back door using a metal pipe, Tamara Bertrand said the police told her. Then he allegedly busted a hole through a bathroom wall, climbed into an electrical closet and toppled over a set of lockers.

Based on an audio recording taken from inside the business, authorities believed Wardlaw snatched a nonworking phone, a television remote, and a can of beer from the fridge, and wandered into the creepy unlit room. At the time, Ternus said, he was also carrying a burrito.

Although the Kill Room is equipped with a panic door that always remains unlocked, it appeared Wardlaw freaked out before using it. According to the caller ID system, the burglar called 911 four times from inside NW Escape Experience.

Ternus confirmed that Wardlaw was on the premises when deputies arrived. He was taken into custody and admitted to the crime, Ternus said.

Wardlaw has been charged with second-degree burglary and is next scheduled to appear in court on July 20, according to court records. Defense attorney Therese Marie Lavallee could not be reached immediately for comment.

The Bertrands quickly realised the damage to their business, which they estimated at $1,500, wasn't terrible. Then, they both agreed, their Sunday morning was pretty jovial.

- The Washington Post

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