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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:27 am 
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Jumbo Restaurant

http://youtu.be/dIBENZnp0u0

I only listened to the first song. Kinda catchy

Jumbo Floating Restaurant

http://youtu.be/3ZF-QekaD5k

Just imagine the female jumbo activity at this place!

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 Post subject: re: the jumbo variations
PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:28 pm 
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yesterday a jumbo came, a smile upon your face
jumbo's palace, morning glory, silly human race
on a jumbo ship to nowhere, leaving any place
if the summer change to winter, jumbo's no disgrace

jumbo ships confide in me and tell me where you are
shining, flying, purple jumbo, show me where you are
lost in summer, morning winter, jumbo very far
lost in jumbo circumstances, that's just where you are


death defying, mutilated jumbo's scatter the earth
crawling out of jumbo holes, their morals, their morals disappear, yeah
on a jumbo ship to nowhere, leaving any place
if the summer change to winter, jumbo's no disgrace

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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:33 pm 
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God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a Jumbo
Potential H-bomb

God save the queen
She ain't no human being
There is no Jumbo
In England's dreaming

Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no Jumbo, no Jumbo,
No Jumbo for you

God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
Jumbo saves

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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:15 am 
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Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your life's worth
Human mice, for the Jumbo of Death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Jumbo of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the Jumboian race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Feel the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Jumbo of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Jumbo of Death

Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
'Til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust
Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants he's creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid Jumbo of Death
Flying free

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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:23 am 
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Find Jumbo Finer


Find Jumbo finer, sneak up behind her,
Unwrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her.
Find Jumbo, blind her, see who designed her,
Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her.

If you should see a Jumbo on the street,
Now maybe you might think she is sweet,
But if you wanna tickle Jumbo's treat,
Now really what should you do?

Don't never let Jumbo know you are smart.
The universe is no place to start.
You gotta play it straight from the heart,
Jumbo gwine renunciate you.

That's why you gotta

Find Jumbo finer, sneak up behind her,
Unwrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her.
Find Jumbo, blind her, see who designed her,
Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her.

Now maybe you might think this is crude,
And maybe you might think I am rude,
And maybe this approach I have spewed
Is not the one for you.

But believe me later on you'll find,
As you impress Jumbo's with your mind,
That you will just be left behind,
For a wiser fool.


So you might as well

Find Jumbo finer, sneak up behind her,
Unwrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her.
Find Jumbo, blind her, see who designed her,
Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her.

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 Post subject: re: the jumbo variations
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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:14 am 
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This generation
Rules the nation
With version

Music happen to be the food of love
Sounds to really make you rub and scrub

I say: Pass the Jumbo 'pon the left hand side
Pass the Jumbo 'pon the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

It was a cool and lonely breezy afternoon
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
You could feel it cause it was the month of June
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
So I left my gate and went out for a walk
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
As I pass the dreadlocks' camp I heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)

Pass the Jumbo 'pon the left hand side
Pass the Jumbo 'pon the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

So I stopped to find out what was going on
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
Cause the spirit of Jum, you know he leads you on
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
There was a ring of dreads and a session was there in swing
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
You could feel the chill as I seen and heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)

Pass the Jumbo 'pon the left hand side
Pass the Jumbo 'pon the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

Cause me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass
Give me little music make me wind up me waist
Me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass
Give me little music make me wind up me waist, I say

Pass the Jumbo 'pon the left hand side
Pass the Jumbo 'pon the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

You play it on the radio
A so me say, we a go hear it on the stereo
A so me know you a go play it on the disco
A so me say we a go hear it on the stereo

Pass the Jumbo 'pon the left hand side
Pass the Jumbo 'pon the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

I say east, say west, say north and south (on the left hand side)
This is gonna make us jump and shout (on the left hand side)

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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:05 am 
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Alabama Song (Jumbo Bar)

Well, show me the way
To the next Jumbo bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

Show me the way
To the next Jumbo bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

For if we don't find
The next Jumbo bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die

Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have Jumbo, oh, you know why

Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have Jumbo, oh, you know why

Well, show me the way
To the next Jumbo girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

Show me the way
To the next Jumbo girl
Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why

For if we don't find
The next Jumbo girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die

Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have Jumbo, oh, you know why

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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
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Jumbo
Jumbo
Jumbo
Jumbo Ba
Lo
Ba, Ba, Lo
Ba, Ba, Lo
Ba, Ba, Lo
Ba, Lo
Ba, Ba, Lo
Ba, Ba, Lo
Ba, Ba, Lo
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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
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"Jumbo Jet Airliner"

Oh, Oh big ol' jumbo jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, Oh big ol' jumbo jet airliner
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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:37 am 
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Location: >>==> Wellington, New Zealand.
Brother Pele's in the back, sweet Seena's in the front
Cruisin' down the freeway in the hot, hot sun
Suddenly red-blue lights flash us from behind
Loud voice booming, "Please step out onto the line"
Pele preaches words of comfort, Seena just hides her eyes
Policeman taps his shades, "Is that a Chevy '69?"

How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre

Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas
Freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past
Jumbos and acrobats, lions snakes monkey
Pele speaks "righteous," Sister Seena says "funky"

How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre

Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby)
Jumbo's making me crazy (making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
Jumbo's sittin' on my face

Ring master steps out and says "Jumbos left town"
People jump and jive, but the clowns have stuck around
TV news and camera, there's choppers in the sky
Marines, police, reporters ask where, for and why
Pele yells, "We're outta here," Seena says, "Right on"
We're making moves and starting grooves before they knew we were gone
Jumped into the Chevy and headed for big lights
Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights...

How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre

Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby)
Jumbo's making me crazy (making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
Jumbo's sittin' on my face

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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
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http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/elephant-shit-delivery-service

When it comes to shit I don't piss around!

--Bat 8)

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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
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Batchainmovie wrote:
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/elephant-shit-delivery-service

When it comes to shit I don't piss around!

--Bat 8)

Someone's got defecatory issues :smoke:

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coevad wrote:
Batchainmovie wrote:
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/elephant-shit-delivery-service

When it comes to shit I don't piss around!

--Bat 8)

Someone's got defecatory issues :smoke:


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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
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Yes ah, Bat will have the Jumbo bag, please.

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 Post subject: Re: Variations On Jumbo
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jumbo balls.jpg


Until I saw the Pic, I thought you were referring to Plook :lol:

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Defenition Of Jumbo

1. Adjective. Especially large or powerful. ¹

2. Noun. An especially large or powerful person, animal or thing. ¹

3. Noun. A popular name for an elephant. ¹

¹ Source: wiktionary.com

Definition of Jumbo

1. a very large specimen of its kind [n -BOS]
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