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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it." - jimmie d

When you profess to be a huge fan of all music yet roughly one-third of your music collection is Zappa.

When "I want that" becomes "I need that" . . .

When you find you just can't say no to another copy of Lumpy Gravy

As many times as it bothers you, my angst-ridden friend.

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Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you
down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Ignore List: John Petitt of NJ aka ChestPainsProds

You start making Wax Edison Gramophone cylinders of your favourite Zappa tracks, powered by candles

Only because the kerosene powered record player is a very inefficient device.

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"Life is like a prick, when it's hard you get fucked, but when it's soft you can't beat it"

When you have this

in your FZ scrap book



Cheers Milt'

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hey punk, where you going with that button on your shirt?

^^^ I wonder if Frank got paid at all for the use of his image. Maybe they paid him in shoes.

Oddly enough, that shoe company is still around. Wonder what the statute of limitations is on something like that? Son of Zappa sues son of Dexter. I suppose the math would look something like: How many months did the ad run, What would the normal payment have been to the artist, What would it be now adjusted for 47 years of inflation?

If folks can be charged for a late fee on a library book overdue by 50 years, it stands to reason that.....worth sending Dweezil a message on his Facebook to ask his lawyer. Who knows, maybe some retroactive payment could happen. Maybe not, but worth asking from a legal standpoint.

Gray Ghost: Happy to contribute.

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Flower Punk with slowed down vocal .........

http://rednoise.x10host.com/temp/FlowerPunkVoice.mp3

You were able to tag the exact release date of every FZ album in your Musicbee library, but you're pissed, because you cant find the exact time of day of said releases...to make absolutely sure you've got them in the right order.

Thing Fish (Nov. 21 1984)
Francesco Zappa (Nov. 21 1984)
YCDTOSA Vol.5 (Jul. 10 1992)
YCDTOSA Vol.6 (Jul. 10 1992)

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"Welcome to the Frank Zappa Memorial Country Club & BBQ" at wgt.com 75 members and counting.

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You can check 'em here:
http://globalia.net/donlope/fz/lyrics/

...but double check at wikipedia, for there have been discrepancies.

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Yeah I know! I'll trust Globalia.

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"Welcome to the Frank Zappa Memorial Country Club & BBQ" at wgt.com 75 members and counting.

you name a hologram.

When you go through the produce section of the grocery store and say out loud 'Cabbage is a vegetable'.

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There ain't nothin' left to talk about

When you traverse the condiment section of said grocery store and blurt out "Ketchup is a Vegetable!"

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"Welcome to the Frank Zappa Memorial Country Club & BBQ" at wgt.com 75 members and counting.

When you traverse the processed cheese section and call out”Suzy?, Suzy Creamcheese?”.

When you go in to the dildo section and yell "DEVICES!!!"....

You get the strangest looks when you request a chrome piggy-bank with marital aides stuck all over it.

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you re-enact your own Penguin in bondage scene

^There's Aussie penguins?

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they walk in the opposite direction...

^knerps too?

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