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"Earl Grey" for me. (Blame Captain Picard)

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Tea? Fuck that. COFFEE!!. Gotta keep that Jones fed. :wink:

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Coffee..."the oily black eye of truth" (Henry Rollins)

Not a big fan of tea but I'll drink it if it's given to me. At work, our fridge is stocked with "Diet Lipton Green Tea with Citrus!" It basically tastes like watered down Snapple. Not that that's a bad thing, but Lord, it isn't tea.

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Well, if you want a fortifying tea, it would be Masala Tea. That's what's drunk by those who live in Kashmir in the chilly North of India. Lots of various spices, including pepper and ginger, Assam and Darjeeling tea, pine nuts, cream boiled together, with sugar added and strained. It'll put hair on your chest. Unfortunately hair all over my body is something I don't really want. :wink: :lol:

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"Earl Grey" for me. (Blame Captain Picard)

I pretty much live on that stuff.
The tea, not Capt. P.

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Alright, this may sound like a lot of shit and it is a lot of shit but it's really, absolutely no shit at all, despite all the shit.

Has anyone ever had coffee made from civet shit? Now, the "civet" is a very attractive animal found in SE Asia and as far south as Malaysia and Indonesia that looks like an Asian cat of some kind but surprisingly is not feline at all. However, the civet eats a lot of native coffee beans along with the rest of its diet but it uses the coffee beans mainly to aid in digestion leaving most of the beans to pass on through with the rest of its feces.

But the shat-out beans are a very salable commodity in that part of the world, largely because it's very popular and sought after by wealthy folk not just in Asia but in Europe and the US as well.

Mainly what's done to collect the excreted beans is that the adults of the villages where these animals are indigenous and eat and shit a lot have their young children run through the brushes and collect the crapped-out beans because it's easy for the kids at their size to get in and around the thick brushes while carrying bags to get the most beans possible before some competing villagers get at them. The adults sell these "shit-coffee beans" for the highest prices they can get, which, as I understand it, is quite a lot from those who are going to bring them to plants for processing and shipping.

I hope someday to try this coffee despite its origin and the fact that I have tasted coffee that had to taste at least as bad as shit-water. This way I won't be surprised and might even like the shit!

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I haven't heard of that, but I did once hear about 2 guys smoking some pot that a pet dog ate, then shat out.
BTW, I've eaten fried lava worms...does that count for anything??

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I haven't heard of that, but I did once hear about 2 guys smoking some pot that a pet dog ate, then shat out.


That was from Up in Smoke, wasn't it?

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I haven't heard of that, but I did once hear about 2 guys smoking some pot that a pet dog ate, then shat out.


That was from Up in Smoke, wasn't it?

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Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man

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I haven't heard of that, but I did once hear about 2 guys smoking some pot that a pet dog ate, then shat out.
BTW, I've eaten fried lava worms...does that count for anything??
It sure does! Not many have. I hope they were dead and didn't cause you to scratch your asshole screaming, "I have woooorrrrms!" :mrgreen:

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I haven't heard of that, but I did once hear about 2 guys smoking some pot that a pet dog ate, then shat out.
BTW, I've eaten fried lava worms...does that count for anything??
It sure does! Not many have. I hope they were dead and didn't cause you to scratch your asshole screaming, "I have woooorrrrms!" :mrgreen:

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Oh, yeah, dey was pretty dead. After all, dey was fried! (Not surprising, since they were lava worms. :wink: )

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I've smoked hash that's been up people's asses, including my own.

well, you know, getting it through european customs...

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welcome to TMI central......

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I've smoked hash that's been up people's asses, including my own.

well, you know, getting it through european customs...

dove_grey wrote:
welcome to TMI central......


would it make you feel better if I told you we wrapped it up in condoms before we put it up there...? :P

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um, no..... ah, the things ya do while consuming mind-altering substances :wink:

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ah, the things ya do while consuming mind-altering substances


they made it easier to go through with it, that's fer sure... :P

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I haven't heard of that, but I did once hear about 2 guys smoking some pot that a pet dog ate, then shat out.
BTW, I've eaten fried lava worms...does that count for anything??
It sure does! Not many have. I hope they were dead and didn't cause you to scratch your asshole screaming, "I have woooorrrrms!" :mrgreen:

--Bat :wink:

Oh, yeah, dey was pretty dead. After all, dey was fried! (Not surprising, since they were lava worms. :wink: )


Is'nt that part of a Cheech and Chong skit? Part Maui Wowie, part Labrador? :|


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Yes that is from up in smoke,, but it was good shit man!!

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Yes that is from up in smoke,, but it was good shit man!!


Mrs Pressky: But...this is a bag of shit!

Announcer: But its really great shit, Mrs Pressky!

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BRAVO SIERRA wrote:
Yes that is from up in smoke,, but it was good shit man!!


Mrs Pressky: But...this is a bag of shit!

Announcer: But its really great shit, Mrs Pressky!


Yippee Ti-Won-On!

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So here I was, watching The Committee For Unification Through Blandness having their tea party meeting/membership drive, when Lumpy pops on out of the blue with "I've smoked hash that's been up people's asses, including my own." HAHAHAHA! I sure didn't see THAT one coming! *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

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So here I was, watching The Committee For Unification Through Blandness having their tea party meeting/membership drive, when Lumpy pops on out of the blue with "I've smoked hash that's been up people's asses, including my own." HAHAHAHA! I sure didn't see THAT one coming! *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

I think I speak for all of us when I say I simply LOVE your blanket insults :mrgreen: . How proud you must be of yourself.

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I've smoked hash that's been up people's asses, including my own.

well, you know, getting it through european customs...

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would it make you feel better if I told you we wrapped it up in condoms before we put it up there...? :P


LOL priceless. What people will do for this shit, LOL :D


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Years ago I was up a pole replacing a line amp. My boss pulled up behind my van, and began snooping around. He was sniffing for pot or beer. I said, "Looking for something? The pot's in my pocket!"

He then reached into the van and turned on my tape player...

"...till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts...viola! Don't get no jism on that sofa, sofa..."

Within the week, I was looking for another job. I should have stuck closer to church-oriented social activities...


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Batchain1001 wrote:
Has anyone ever had coffee made from civet shit? Now, the "civet" is a very attractive animal found in SE Asia and as far south as Malaysia and Indonesia that looks like an Asian cat of some kind but surprisingly is not feline at all. However, the civet eats a lot of native coffee beans along with the rest of its diet but it uses the coffee beans mainly to aid in digestion leaving most of the beans to pass on through with the rest of its feces.

But the shat-out beans are a very salable commodity in that part of the world, largely because it's very popular and sought after by wealthy folk not just in Asia but in Europe and the US as well.

Mainly what's done to collect the excreted beans is that the adults of the villages where these animals are indigenous and eat and shit a lot have their young children run through the brushes and collect the crapped-out beans because it's easy for the kids at their size to get in and around the thick brushes while carrying bags to get the most beans possible before some competing villagers get at them. The adults sell these "shit-coffee beans" for the highest prices they can get, which, as I understand it, is quite a lot from those who are going to bring them to plants for processing and shipping.

--Bat :D



I've never had it, but humorist Dave Barry once devoted an entire column to this subject. It was so funny that I cut it out of the paper and saved it, and probably still have it somewhere.

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