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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:43 pm 
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[quote author=Trendmonger link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=45#54 date=11/03/05 at 09:53:31]<br>What if Gail decides to Officially release all 800 AUDs tomorow.<br>[/quote]<br><br><spits Cookie Crisp all over monitor><br><br> ???  What the fuck are you smoking 'monger ???

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:11 am 
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[quote author=Trendmonger link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=45#49 date=11/03/05 at 09:28:41]<br><br>If it is so worthy the Zapapteers should contact Gail Zappa and see if she wants to create some AUD Library.<br><br>Maybe all the time and energy could be put to good use. <br><br>Maybe you can get it all Authorized but fro now it is Unofficial.<br>[/quote]<br><br>Boy I want some of that kool-aid you are drinking.<br>I truly do.<br>I mean if you think this will ever ever happen you truly are waiting for the spaceship behind Hale-Bopp to come and take you home.<br><br>Listen Gail and the rest of ZFT can't even get out of their own way to release all the stuff they alluded to as future "official" releases <br>And you think she would even look at this avenue without aims to completely squash it?<br>Pulheeze<br><br>Oh and all that wonderful name dropping about the Dweez and Warren<br>smack of <br>"look how important I am <br>I know these guys, Really!<br>Trust me!"<br><br>Regardless, if Gail ever did sanction such a thing as a AUD library, I would be heading to Home Depot for my home security bunker, as that would signal the 7th sign of the apocalypse.<br><br>

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:26 am 
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This turd smells delicious.  ;D

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:02 am 
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[quote author=jaypfunk link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=75#77 date=11/15/05 at 09:35:30]JAYPFUNK'S POLISHED TURD OF THE DAY   <br>   <br>J.P.T.O.T.D.   <br>   <br>NP:   <br>Frank Zappa - 10-11-1978 - Quebec, Canada - AUD<br><br>Featuring great versions of City, Pound and Horsie.[/quote]<br><br>Listening to Pound, The Palladium, NYC, 31/11/79.<br>Vinnie is ripping the fuck outa them drums, & that mini-moog solo........out-fucking-standing!!<br>


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:09 am 
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Treacherous Cretins,<br>Uptown Theatre, Chicago,<br>27, Nov, 1981. (Early show).<br><br>Fuckin' outstanding guitar work!! ;D


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[quote author=My_Name_Is_Fritz link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=90#93 date=01/06/06 at 15:29:55]For me this week's favourite is Black Napkins from the early Copenhagen show in 1976. Besides a nice guitar solo FZ connected this song with the story of a danish rubber lady named Ms Pinky. <br><br>A really stupid and (!) funny story. <br><br>But I wonder why he told the Rotterdam audience in 1980 that Ms Pinky was a story that actually happened in Holland ?<br><br>So where did it happen ? Denmark or Holland ?  ???[/quote]<br><br>I think miss pinky was something that happend in finland. a porno magazine he got from a guy there, had an advert of ms pinky. A rubber head you could have fun with on your lonely nights.<br>Got to check this, think i read this somewhere. <br>Maby im mixing it up with something else

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:21 pm 
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The track called lonely person device on ycdtosa vol 6 tells you the story of ms pinky<br><br>the concert takes place in Copenhagen, Denmark March 3, 1976.<br><br>
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Has anybody ever seen Ms. Pinky? <br><br>(Yeahhh, wow!) <br><br>Hey, now you're gonna know what I'm talking about. We're gonna dedicate this whole song to Ms. Pinky. For those of you who don't know about Ms. Pinky: We recently visited that colorful country Finland, and were met at the airport by a gentleman named Erik. Erik sees us everytime we go to Finland, he's a very nice person. He collects autographs and gives us presents. And when we left Finland, Erik gave me a magazine to read on the airplane, it was one of his favorite books. <br><br>Now a lot of people have heard quite a bit about Danish pornography, but have you ever heard of Finnish pornography? It's real different. He gave me a Finnish pornographic magazine that had some girls in it that I couldn't even believe that they would take pictures of 'em. There was one or two in there that looked like Grace Slick but the rest of 'em were hurtin', really hurtin'. And of course the quality of the color photography was just a little bit too far in the red direction, you know, they printed too much red and they were showing a lot of girls with red shoes, big like this. But when it got down to the business-like details of that interesting zone between the legs these hunks of meat hanging down from the little bushes of hair all looked like they were horribly infected! <br><br>Anyway, thumbing through the magazine, there was an advertisement in there for a product, it's a lonely person product, and I know you have quite a few lonely person products here in Denmark: There's so many shops that are dedicated to the needs of the lonely German, the lonely Italian, the lonely American and the lonely Spanish person that drifts into your territory. Now, there are many lonely person products, you know, the most basic of all of these is the vibrator. And uh, it, it can be very usefull and entertaining used properly. But when you start branching out to little things like Rover's Reamer . . . Has anybody ever seen Rover's Reamer? It's a plastic dog dick about this long with a crank in the end of it. Now that is definitely a lonely person product, and Ms. Pinky is another one of those special lonely person products. <br><br>Ms. Pinky is shorter than the average girl because she doesn't have a BODY, all she's got is a HEAD. She's got a rubber head and her eyes are closed and her mouth is WIDE OPEN an she's got her lips rolled back over her teeth so she doesn't hurt you very much. And she's washable. So we're gonna dedicate this song to Ms. Pinky for all the good work that she has done for everybody who sent away for her in the Finnish magazine, and especially for the guy in the back who has probably got Ms. Pinky sitting in his lap right now, tucked away underneath of his overcoat, just down there, having a good time . . . <br><br>
<br><br>took some time before it came to my mind where i heard this..  :P Got to listen to vol 6 a bit more i think..

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JAYPFUNK'S POLISHED TURD OF THE DAY    <br>J.P.T.O.T.D.    <br> <br>02-06-1977, Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany  <br>80 min, Aud, B+/B<br><br>I had not listened to this in a while. I can not get enough of Purple Lagoon Intros, and there sounds to me as FZ tried a lick over top of the intro. Awesome. Short, sweet and cool as shit.<br><br>Can I add a few? Help the spread of polished turds throughout the land? Go, go, go!


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Been listening to Uptown Theatre, Chicago, 27 Nov 81. (Late Show)<br><br>Am I mistaken but I'm sure that the killer version of Sharleena contains some of Grateful Dead's Terrapin Station guitar....Is this the case?? I think it's Steve Vai thrashing out the Sharleena solo.


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Well, I was going to post here to add my weight to the deserved support for that most tremedous Zappateers website (and of course the selfles work by jayfpunk and others) but I got scared by Trendmonger.  "In your case I would hide" - ooohhh, scary.<br><br>In the meantime it's good to see that this site has now become a "turd of the day" forum.  Quite far from what the original poster intended, I imagine. <br><br>


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J.P.T.O.T.D. (Im Not JPF, but I thought this deserved mention, after all, he needs to rest once in a while.)<br><br>1-May 1988, Isstadion, Stockholm, Sweden<br>158 min, Aud, A-<br><br>Guest appearances by Mats Öberg & Morgan Ågren (*) and Dweezil (**).<br><br>Heavy Duty Judy<br>Packard Goose Medley<br>Any Kind Of Pain<br>More Trouble Every Day<br>Penguin In Bondage<br>Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel<br>Cosmik Debris<br>Inca Roads<br>Advance Romance<br>Bobby Brown<br>Keep It Greasey<br>Torture Never Stops Medley<br>Big Swifty* (incl T'Mershi Duween*)<br>Joe's Garage<br>Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?<br>Peaches En Regalia<br>Stairway To Heaven<br>Whippin' Post** (q: Handsome Cabin Boy)<br>I Am The Walrus<br>Jam**<br>Sofa<br><br>May 1, 1988 Stockholm<br><br>If I had to pick one word to describe this show, it would be "Dragonmaster". More than just a Secret Word, Dragonmaster is the all-pervasive Secret Theme of the night, terrorizing the show much like the winged lizards of ancient folklore terrorized those helpless medieval villages. Referring to a heavy metal parody the band sound checked earlier in the evening, Dragonmaster becomes the evening's lyrical point of departure, resulting in the standard dragon substitutions, plus references to medieval villages, huts, fire, dragonfood, heavy metal, and a curious "Yoikes!".<br><br>It all starts off innocently enough, with the second word out of Frank's mouth being "Dragonmaster." During the band introductions, it is obvious what kind of night it is going to be as each band member is introduced as a Dragonmaster- Ike "Dragonmaster" Willis, Bruce "Dragonmaster" Fowler, etc. For the first 90 minutes of the show, not a single song escapes the wrath of this lyrical beast. In "Any Kind of Pain", our heroine "dines with actors and those Dragonmasters". During "More Trouble Every Day", we discover that "there is no way to stop that Dragon every day", which is unfortunate, because during "Dragon in Bondage", he has our singer "trembling like a medieval villager". Things start to get even worse for "Bobby Brown", because thanks to Freddy, "he's a medieval spastic", so "watch him now, he's Dragon down."<br><br>Of course, geing in Sweden, no show would be complete without several Volvo, Fernando, and ABBA references, and sure enough, once the Dragon well appears to run dry, these start to pop up. Finally, as the early culmination to all this madness, "The Torture Never Stops" gets outright ridiculous. The Secret Word now becomes "butt-ugly," as in "Tom Petty is the butt-ugliest human being ever to be involved in Rock 'n' Roll." All decency is now gone, but the laughs keep coming. "If you sit on my face I might burn you", warns Lonesome Cowboy Jim, before declaring "Opal, You Crispy Little Bitch!"


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A classic of tediousness.


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