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 Post subject: Re: The Bad Joke Thread
PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:31 am 
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A cowboy took his horse to the vet. The horse had an apple in his left ear, a bunch of oats in his right ear, and a carrot up his nose.

The vet asked the cowboy "What's wrong with your horse?"

The cowboy replied, "He's not eating properly."

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Finally! Today, for the first time in history, hindsight will truly be 2020!

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when you speak two languages but start losing vocabulary in both of them.....

Byelingual.....

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(I remember having seen an image with about the same content a few decades ago. It was a drawing by Sergio Aragones in a MAD-magazine.)

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There was a young man from Japan
Whose poetry just wouldn't scan.
When asked why he did it, he
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"Well, I always like to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can!"

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this took me by surprise.....

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I actually cackled.....

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Shut Up And Take My Monet

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Q: How do you make holy water?

A: Boil the hell out of it.

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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.

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I have just started a business making prayer mats combined with a trampoline.

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