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What starts with "O" and ends with "-nions" and sometimes make you cry? Opinions.


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Revenge of the Blondes: Why do brunettes like their hair color? It doesn't show the dirt. Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? Buffalo butt hair is more manageable. Why are brunettes flat-chested? To make it easier to read their T-shirts. Why are brunettes proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. Why are brunettes considered evil? When's the last time you saw a blonde witch? How can you tell a brunette is lonely? Check her pulse. What's the most frustrated animal in the world? A brunette rabbit. What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover? "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?" Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn't feel left out. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant? Under their arms. What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette? Gay, married, or hostage!

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In the 19th century a meat shortage in Cornwall meant that cornish pasties had to be filled with rodent guts and entrails.

These became known as the pie-rats of Penzance.


In the 17th century, the Spanish put a bounty of $2 on every pirate killed on the Spanish Main. As proof, they didn't want the bodies of the pirates (to smelly after a few days) but instead required the bounty hunters provide adequate evidence.

So they paid a buck an ear!!



The French, of course, did it differently. To the same end, they required 'pubic shaving' as evidence.

Yes, they were interested in 'de coarse 'air


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