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A colleague named Celsius recently retired from work, so they hired a chap named Kelvin to replace him.

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I had to give up my vegetarian diet.

Turns out they’re a lot harder to catch than cows.


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^and all at the same time in 15 parallel universes :mrgreen:


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Worst purchase of 2020...?

A 2020 planner...


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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.....

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.....

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