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A while ago (ahem!!!) I got up out of bed and then looked out of my window to see what the weather was like.

I saw a guy in a black hooded robe who was trying to clear the frost off his car with a scythe, so I thought I’d do the neighbourly thing and go out and help him.

I was just about to walk out of the door when my wife grabbed me and shouted, “Stop! You’re de-icing with death.”


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Why was the chef arrested?

He was beating an egg.....

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From the "jokes I don't get" series...

What's the best advice you can give to a worm? Sleep late!

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BBP wrote:
From the "jokes I don't get" series...

What's the best advice you can give to a worm? Sleep late!

the early bird gets the worm...

Meaning: In order to seize certain opportunities, arriving first or early can result in a higher chance of success.
Example: To get good seats at the movie theater, we need to leave now and get there before everyone else does—the early bird gets the worm, as the saying goes.

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Play with sound up :mrgreen:

https://www.hifiwigwam.com/forum/uploads/monthly_2020_05/VID-20200420-WA0000.mp4.0e2b07839c0e486e98439f218afbc207.mp4


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Since the NHL postponed the season, no one has seen the zamboni driver....but I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.

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You can aways watch Ozzie NRL, due to Restart on May 28 including a Kiwi team (New Zealand Warriors) now relocated to Tamworth in Aust (home of Oz Country and Western :mrgreen: , which I'm sure the Ghost appreciates :mrgreen: )
https://www.nrl.com/news/2020/05/11/crunch-time-contact-work-key-to-preparing-for-restart/
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-11/nathan-cleary-faces-ban-over-coronavirus-restrictions-breach/12236476


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Back in the day I was rabid rugby and rugby league fan both codes
had their own separate extremely boozy set of friends.....

As time progressed I moved away from league as that particular group of friends
were violent when pissed and seemed to attract trouble with a capital T
and I returned clean and almost sober to my first love of rugby.....
These days I can barely watch a game of rugby as the stress almost kills me :lol:

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^ I must admit to being a cricket tragic :mrgreen:
Play Aussie Rules as a kid, even got a cousin Tim Watson (aussie George Best type without his lifestyle lol)
But play a lot of club cricket, even played a bit of veterans Cricket but more interested in Krikkit these days :mrgreen: )
My sons play both league and Rugby in Brisvagas but I'm not a rugby fan - seen some Wallaby games at Ballymore thru :roll:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH5Htik5wBw


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Never mention Ketchup :mrgreen:
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I hate it when a couple start having an argument in front of you.

They could at least have waited until I got dressed and left.


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Last night in bed my Donald suggested we should try a bit of role-reversal.

So I told him I had a headache.


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^^^^^ Boil the hell out of it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ^^^^^

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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check up.

The doctor tells him "You need to stop masturbating."

The man asks "Why?"

The doctor replies "Because I'm trying to examine you."


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A man walked into the dentist’s and said, “I think I’m a moth.”

The dentist said, “I don’t think you should be here. You need to see a psychiatrist.”

The man said, “I am seeing a psychiatrist.”

He said, “What are you doing here then?”

The man said, “The light was on.”


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My wife dropped her epilepsy medicine in the washing machine.

Her clothes don’t fit anymore.


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^^^^^ :lol: thread worthy indeed ^^^^^

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Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead


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