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What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.


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For fingering a minor.


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One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.


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What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.


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What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

A lot easier to find !!!

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One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.


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hey punk, what are you doing with the constitution in your hand?


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What do Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

I may have posted this before.



Another Wall joke.


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calvin2hikers wrote:
What do Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

I may have posted this before.



Another Wall joke.


here's a couple

"The wall" and "we don't need no education" are now more synonymous with Trump than Pink Floyd.


"Ooh baby ooh baby of course Mama's gonna help build the wall"

Melania Trump singing Barron to sleep.....

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A Liquor in the front, *SPAM* in the back.


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A They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.


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A After five years, your job will still suck.


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What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.


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