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10 Laws of Computing

1/ When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2/ When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

3/ The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

4/ When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5/ For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

6/ To err is human.
To blame your computer for your mistakes is even more than human… it is downright natural.

7/ If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

8/ A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.

9/ The number one cause of computer problems?
Computer solutions offered by family members.

10/ IT professionals have discovered that the cause of many problems is PEBKAC…
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

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10 Laws of Computing

1/ When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2/ When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

3/ The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

4/ When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5/ For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

6/ To err is human.
To blame your computer for your mistakes is even more than human… it is downright natural.

7/ If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

8/ A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.

9/ The number one cause of computer problems?
Computer solutions offered by family members.

10/ IT professionals have discovered that the cause of many problems is PEBKAC…
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.


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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

A: You don't put on commando boots to jump on a trampoline.

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When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax. Bush wasn’t that bad.

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Brexit: A Titanic Disaster:
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian,
several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian,
a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard,
a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot,
a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan,
a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran,
a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian,
a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian,
a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander,
a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian,
a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian,
a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian,
a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek,
a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and an African walk into a fine restaurant.

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