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This was Joe Cocker, no?

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AGuyWithAWrench wrote:
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This was Joe Cocker, no?


Billy Preston wrote and recorded the song, and Joe Cocker covered it later that year.


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calvin2hikers wrote:
Billy Preston wrote and recorded the song, and Joe Cocker covered it later that year.


I did not know that….thanks

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Floccinaucinihilipilification—one of the longest words in the English language—is the act of estimating that something is worthless.
Now put it in a song lyric :mrgreen:

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