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Amazed by how much my wife loves me despite being isolated with me over so many weeks. Why, only the other night I woke up to find her trying to protect me from the virus by tightly holding a pillow over my nose!


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Puns about the body are corny, but puns about the eye are cornea.


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I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all.

“How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me.

“Nothing” I slurred.

“Look at me!” she shouted, “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

I paused for a second while I thought, and said, “It’s you, I can tell by the voice.”


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I Parked in a Disabled space today & a Traffic Cop shouted to me,"Oi What's you Disability ?" I said "Tourettes,you Fucking Cunt !"


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The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York…

Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.


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