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 Post subject: Re: The Bad Joke Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:57 am 
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hey punk, where you going with that dossier of UN sanctions in your hand?


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 Post subject: Re: The Bad Joke Thread
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 Post subject: Re: The Bad Joke Thread
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:58 pm 
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WE ARE IN TROUBLE!!!

The population of this country is 35 million.
17 Million are retired.
That leaves 17 million to do the work.

There are 8 million in school.
Which leaves 9 million to do the work.

Of this there are 5 million employed by the federal provincial and municipal Governments.
Leaving 4 million to do the work.

200,000 are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing TERRORISTS.
Which leaves 3.8 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 3 million people who live on social benefits.
And that leaves 800,000 to do the work.

At any given time there are 18,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 782,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 82,998 people in prisons and 699,000 unemployed and wandering the streets
That leaves just two people to do the Work.
You and me.

And there You are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes

Nice. . . Real nice!

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 Post subject: Re: The Bad Joke Thread
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 6:44 pm 
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^^^^^ it's ok, my computers at work :lol: ^^^^^

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 Post subject: Re: The Bad Joke Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:18 am 
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Two old guys talking.
One said to the other: "My 69th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and V.iagra!" (aaaargh!)

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 Post subject: Re: The Bad Joke Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:55 am 
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i get it! cuz old people eat spam!!

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