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So tell me something.
Why don't you have a location on your profile?
Or post any pics of yourself?
Or post in any Zappa topics?
I not only have my location, but pics of myself and family AND address on this forum even after I left NYC.
Most of your posts are in "one word at a time" (easy way to get your post count up) and following Philo around kissing his ass (who is a fan btw) as you try to gain credibility here.
Can't answer simple questions about FZ or his works.
It's not working for you!!!
And posing as management in activation thread??? LMFAO!!!!!!
I have lots of friends here (you have what? one? maybe two) You're just a troll....plain and simple...go away!! After this post maybe you will...
gc
Jon Valin
287 Longwoods Dr.
Stroudsburg, Pa. 18360
(just in case you wanna stop by) and bring your own lunch motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

comedy GOLD!

ok, i'll play.


looks like you want to know a little bit more than just "something", thumper.



thank you for perusing my profile and post history.
your interest in me is ... well, it's actually kinda cute. thanks!



yeah, but do you have a copy of the 1971 (limited to 250) "who put that banana peel on the stage!?" 7 inch on peppermint frost vinyl!!!???



"really?"



philo as in my butt buddy philo? WELLDUH.



what? you don't think it worked?
well hell, thanks again for reading my posts.



yeah, maybe... you are starting to really scare me.



you're the one with private jet access and the outstanding ability to navigate,
why would I come to you!!??



no way.
if i actually do break down and stop by, you are taking me to smuggler's cove. on you.

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

Comedy???
Here's the real joke. You're a fucking troll!!!!! Get a life!!!!

And your new sig, "I lots of friends here" great command of the English language you moron!!!!!

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

uh
that is what you consider a "real" joke?
holy hot christ, thumper, let's add joke-telling to your rapidly expanding failure list.

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

nope.
too easy.

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

Don't you ever go back and check edits LM?

TT

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Have you even heard a Zappa song??? Outside of the radio hits Valley Girl or Dancing Fool and then thought "Oh he's cool, maybe there's a forum about this guy" and then realized...oh, I don't know shit about this guy so maybe I'll just post stupid shit here to bother everyone else here?
Really????

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Waiting for his friends to come to his defense now..........5......4.....3......2......

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

wait...
deuce's friends or mine?

because i will totally outfriend that motherfucker in 10.....9.....8.....

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that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking

I'll vouch for him Galoot, and go on record saying he's not a troll. I've had several private conversations with him. He told me he's relatively new to FZ's music and is hesitant to post comments and opinions on same because he's, well, a little intimidated. I for one can understand this, with many of us having listened to FZ for years well before the existence of this forum.

I'm not around here enough to know if he's offended you or anything else that may have happened recently, but again, my experience with him has been nothing but positive.

Sincerely,

Joe aka SIAJ

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I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.

I will admit i am an opinionated ass hole but, Lm is a troll

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"I'm interested in the capitalistic way of life, and the reason I like it better than anything else I've seen so far is because competition produces results."

I'll vouch for that sleepy guy. He may listen to too much classical music, but I won't hold that against him. Plus, he vouches for lm, who I find to be a very creative person.

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Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To

Well then he needs to learn alot about respect RK before this title gets reverted.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

None of lm's post are about Zappa. lm's only here to fuck around.
On the activation thread, lm copied and pasted someone's comment on his buffoonery, to mine.

Hey, it's fine to fuck around in here from time to time. But if you're going to be part of a forum of a particular topic even if your knowledge is limited in that topic you should act accordingly and not be a smart ass (learn then maybe lead) just mho.....

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Obviously I agree with GC, everything i see from LM is a Charlie Foxtrot.

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"I'm interested in the capitalistic way of life, and the reason I like it better than anything else I've seen so far is because competition produces results."

uh... is this supposed to be a good or a bad thing?

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

I mean seriously...if you're new to the forum (or to Z music) ask questions.....forum members will answer them, make recommendations and such. Don't come into this forum looking for trouble.....(cause you will find it) or being a smart ass. gc

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh is a friend.

lasped maps is a harmless novelty.

I can't believe that I broke down and finally read this thread.

Me either.

Seems pretty nasty to me, but it's an internet forum featuring a bunch of socially marginal Zappa fans. This isn't exactly Einstein's house is it?

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

John Einstein lurks a lot, and feels he's at home here. But now he's gone because of your callous comments.

The Ego Thread!

alright...

Respect is a two way street. Being a fan is not an accomplishment. Any literate moron can drool over album credits. Post counts don't mean shit. Quality over quantity. And, yeah, I've been guilty, too.

A parasite who latches on to some musician as if it's their own pathetic badge of honor is as bad as someone talking too much on a forum dedicated to something they know very little about.