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totally inappropriate...mainstream or not, it's amazing what record companies will do to sell their mediocre product, makes you wonder who came up with it, the band or madison ave? ...this would have been burned in the porn wars of the '80s

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I wish my brother George were here.<br><br><br><br><br>How come all blind performers, (Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Jose Feliciano, etc.), make this face?<br>Just an "observation".<br><br><br><br>more news as it happens.<br><br><br>

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She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy


Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

offended?: no... not a lot of stuff that actually offends me these days unless it's directed to me personnaly, even then i wanna believe i gotta fairly thick skin...


Is it the fact of their being conjoined twins?: didn't notice that, so no...

Nudity?: only because of the context; hard rock band/sex/drugs/rock/roll & kids?...

Nudity and age?: especially the suggestive pose/facial expression of the one in front, legs spread, pouting, helpless, with a cylindrical object across thighs...

one appearing to be distressed while the other appears to be content? no, that didn't jump out at me either...

what pissed me off; you hit it on the head w/....Madison Ave." ...sole purpose of selling product consisted mainly of sex, suggestive sex, grossness...

....VH album cover is not so blatent as all that... maybe that's what it is, so after looking at the image again, maybe it's subliminal, like the white object on the right in the grass, a cross between an innocent rock, a frog maybe, or a limp dick rising? maybe their other shit going on in the background?.... madison ave at it's best; i dunno; never a big fan of van halen, the cover hasn't changed my 'umble opinion of the band or their music (mediocre commercial rock for the masses), or their fans...hey, it's only music, whatever floats yer ship arriving too late...if the same photo were hanging in a famous art/photography gallery, i probably wouldn't give it a 2nd thought

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it's true times have changed, but 20 yrs is a long time....maybe that's why frank wouldn't let an underage vai into the band when he first auditioned:

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[center]Which came first, the chicken or the egg?<br><br><br><br>[/center]<br><br>

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he wasn't underage, that's the only reason i could think of why zappa would turn him down

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This thread is great..  ;D How about these album covers?<br><br><br><br><br>(this album' good, but the cover...  :-X)<br><br><br><br><br>(what's that symbol supposed to mean?)

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If yore expectin' any pearls
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yore barkin' up the wrong tree.
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