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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 1:20 am 
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Location: >>==> Wellington, Aotearoa, New Zealand.
feed back from his spiritual adviser and all around guru to the stars Richard Simmons,
that's right listeners Richard has finally recovered from Letterman's fire extinguisher
prank back in the year 2000, and is now personally helping Rudy with both his tan
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 2:40 pm 
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in preparation for his sex change

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 2:43 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 2:56 pm 
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said Bob

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 3:55 pm 
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who was initially disappointed to learn that the cable tv subscription he'd signed up for
wasn't the advertised A Life In Pain, it was actually A Life In Paint and I'll be damned
if Bob isn't working on a watercolour of a bowl of fruit as we speak.....

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:04 pm 
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he discarded the Banana

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:59 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:07 pm 
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they kept him regular and he liked the texture

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 12:16 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 11:31 am 
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That will bring us back to Probe (oh-oh-oh)


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Uranus (yep, the power of a black hole is immense)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:54 pm 
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hence the 97 day waiting list for her premium lap dance/massage 'n' date package.....

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:43 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:57 pm 
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the anticipated surcharge for a holiday weekend, despite the advertised "no cover charge anytime"
the probees keep on coming.....

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:29 am 
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around the mountain

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! Yelled the butt stuff guy from the back row

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standing alone and puzzled, with his new balance dad shoes shimmering in the turkish spotlight

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