Zappa.com

The Official Frank Zappa Messageboards
It is currently Sun Mar 07, 2021 9:24 am

All times are UTC - 8 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 37065 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1460, 1461, 1462, 1463, 1464, 1465, 1466 ... 1483  Next
Author Message
PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:02 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:25 pm
Posts: 6199
Location: Oregon
's hand shaped feet

_________________
“Listen to everyone, read everything; believe absolutely nothing unless you can prove it in your own right!”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:32 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:19 am
Posts: 18024
Location: misanthropia
long hot dogs

_________________
that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:00 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 38322
Location: Somewhere in time
and copious bat heads for consumption


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:06 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 41467
Location: >>==> Wellington, Aotearoa, New Zealand.
by the DJ Trump re-election campaign as per the instructions Donald received from his
magical thinking guru Norm, they ate the metro feet-long® hot dogs and a copious number of
tasty Thai chicken feet, as sterile bat's heads were impossible to get in DC, some say they
also drank the Kool-Aid, a Whitehouse insider reported that Mitch was heard to say jokingly
in his Ike Willis voice "just a sip", then they went looking for the mythical Republican votes.....Hi ooooo.....

_________________
Hey Punk, where you goin' with that passport in your hand?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:41 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 38322
Location: Somewhere in time
phone calls were made to serious people who take their job seriously but nary a one could find a vote, Norm wondered if they could secretly inject the uncooperative serious people with Kool Aid


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 2:22 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 20968
Location: LumberTruckWest
but went to CHEERS! instead


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:00 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 38322
Location: Somewhere in time
where he had his BEER, BEER, BEER


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:57 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 41467
Location: >>==> Wellington, Aotearoa, New Zealand.
with a beer chaser, all the while gleaning words of wisdom from th' Coach to pass on to th' Donald

_________________
Hey Punk, where you goin' with that passport in your hand?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:57 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:19 am
Posts: 18024
Location: misanthropia
duck of problem solving

_________________
that's what happens when you don't read you loose your link to higher thinking


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:12 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:25 pm
Posts: 6199
Location: Oregon
puzzles

_________________
“Listen to everyone, read everything; believe absolutely nothing unless you can prove it in your own right!”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:39 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 20968
Location: LumberTruckWest
and , of course, the Bullrush.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:27 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 38322
Location: Somewhere in time
Meanwhile in a Not So Secrete Basement the plan for


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:31 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:25 pm
Posts: 6199
Location: Oregon
escape continued

_________________
“Listen to everyone, read everything; believe absolutely nothing unless you can prove it in your own right!”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:37 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 38322
Location: Somewhere in time
the question was where and


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:38 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:25 pm
Posts: 6199
Location: Oregon
when

_________________
“Listen to everyone, read everything; believe absolutely nothing unless you can prove it in your own right!”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:15 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 38322
Location: Somewhere in time
then they realized they should probably have a reason for escaping so they moved on to the "Why"


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:18 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:25 pm
Posts: 6199
Location: Oregon
but couldn't think of anything good

_________________
“Listen to everyone, read everything; believe absolutely nothing unless you can prove it in your own right!”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:21 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 38322
Location: Somewhere in time
sometimes you have to ask yourself "why ask why" which they sold to an ad agency and found they could now afford a reason so they bought a vowel


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:15 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 20968
Location: LumberTruckWest
, a toilet token to empty the bowel


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:57 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 41467
Location: >>==> Wellington, Aotearoa, New Zealand.
the new BDSM club in West Palm Beach, an establishment that's rumored to be
extremely discreet safe and secure, even when D J Trump isn't in town.....

_________________
Hey Punk, where you goin' with that passport in your hand?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:24 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 20968
Location: LumberTruckWest
So they kept digging


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:36 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 38322
Location: Somewhere in time
to build The Outhouse Retreat where you text and eat while you shit


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:49 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:52 pm
Posts: 20968
Location: LumberTruckWest
-talk the neighbors through the tiny vent


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:10 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:48 pm
Posts: 38322
Location: Somewhere in time
while you make tiny cookies


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 6:40 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:25 pm
Posts: 6199
Location: Oregon
in the world's smallest oven

_________________
“Listen to everyone, read everything; believe absolutely nothing unless you can prove it in your own right!”


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 37065 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1460, 1461, 1462, 1463, 1464, 1465, 1466 ... 1483  Next

All times are UTC - 8 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 6 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group