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they would resend a more threatening letter, this time with commas in their proper places!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 5:46 am 
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As well as the apostrophes, my god, the apostrophes....

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:56 pm 
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but only a real wordsmith knows best how to weld an Exclamation Point it takes years of training with a Punctuation Guru in a Temple above the Library


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... where unnecessary capitalization runs rampant!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:11 am 
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which would make even the most mild mannered individual cranky

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enough to set a wheelchair community of mother superiors ablaze!

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in-order to alleviate the rampant onset of Caca balls, a by product of relentless ass itchy during the great toilet paper shortage of 2020


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did absolutely nothing in terms of solving the real problem --- itchy ass.

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A prepared preparation was promptly applied to the problematic poop-shoot by Professor Pimpleton and his


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walk-in tube upgrade for a nominal fee


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with glow in the dark version available

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.. as opposed to those who roll in, who are taken on somewhat of a "wheelchair adventure"

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in this paradise of wide doors wide corridors wide ramps and the oh so sturdy grab rails in the wide stalls
of the wide rest rooms, for the elderly infirm and carbon neutral......

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the narrow wing however...
aka the library, the lounge, and the events hall are something completely
off the beaten path when it comes to "comfort zones"

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