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leading to yet another visit to the family lawyers, who were still dining out on the great
"position of the toilet seat" case of 2019

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:39 am 
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, an embarrassing situation we'd all like to forget about.

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Therefore Grey Ghost swore to exclusively use the shitter in the NSSB, known as the SS (Secrete Shitter) leaving the other Cave residence to wonder where in the hell is this guy taking a crap, some theory were


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 1:27 pm 
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based on Black Hole studies


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and the loss of matter in there vicinity, causing someone to shout out " as a matter of fact...


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does it really just evaporate"


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:39 am 
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and the surrounding crowd let out a moan of disappointment.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:48 am 
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they were not on the same page it seemed to be a case of antimatter


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and datcord were being played somewhere on a geetar


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:58 am 
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with a single string for people new to the instrument

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, known to some as a unitar.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:37 am 
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The multitar was not invented until the wood age when a woods men accidental added a second string to his instrument and came up with that classic hit "How Many Chucks"


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which made number one on the charts "with the bullet" in Canada

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some thought the Maple syrup was the cause


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of jpd's sustained absence from the forum

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choosing to take his quarantine to a new level of concern, inspiring the 21 Pilots song

https://youtu.be/loOWKm8GW6A


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which for the record charted at number 39 on Canada's Billboard Top 40
and number 53 on the Canadian Hot 100.....

Thanks to Canadian firearm laws there was no bullet for the songs of 21 pilots in Canada

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who were grounded


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thanks to the collapse of the tourist industry due to Covid-19

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and the R-rated Terrance and Phillip Sequel
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that we couldn't see

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because it was banned in our town

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