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clowns on velvet and liars in Gitmo these were some of Ralph Nader's visions for the future

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whilst Putin was Putin' on the Ritz

hosted by Carlton

Banks

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driving a Bel Air to Santa Monica

on Sunset

And he loved it!

Sixth Street

was as far as he got due to a fender bender involving a gal in a very short skirt and a long jacket, his destination of 3rd street was just out of reach meaning he would miss the

birthday party that awaited him. Just when he thought that all hope was gone he saw

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a talking pigmy pony who asked, "need a ride?"

He had not seen the pony earlier as it was hiding behind a very large dental floss bush

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fully of tweezers

of a zircon persuasion

encrusted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-HDAKoFc70

with industrial diamonds extremely poor quality rubies and sapphires and one spectacular emerald
with a questionable provenance

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formally part of the family jewels stolen by a Fur Trapper and

Bon Scott

, they had both fallen on hard times and decided to team up for a jewel heist.

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Then they finally arrived in Homer, Alaska only to find that Ms. Kilcher had moved to San Diego to strum and yodel in small bistros and bars until she got

the crabs, and took a bus back home.

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Just in time for the Pandemic and a loss of her livelihood so she decided to

fish for livestream concert goers

but discovered every kid with the Tik Tok App was now a rock star, so she

re-upped with face book in an attempt at a career re launch

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but then got banned because she got a little too political

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