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clowns on velvet and liars in Gitmo these were some of Ralph Nader's visions for the future

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And he loved it!

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was as far as he got due to a fender bender involving a gal in a very short skirt and a long jacket, his destination of 3rd street was just out of reach meaning he would miss the


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birthday party that awaited him. Just when he thought that all hope was gone he saw

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a talking pigmy pony who asked, "need a ride?"


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He had not seen the pony earlier as it was hiding behind a very large dental floss bush

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with industrial diamonds extremely poor quality rubies and sapphires and one spectacular emerald
with a questionable provenance

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formally part of the family jewels stolen by a Fur Trapper and


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, they had both fallen on hard times and decided to team up for a jewel heist.

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Then they finally arrived in Homer, Alaska only to find that Ms. Kilcher had moved to San Diego to strum and yodel in small bistros and bars until she got


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but discovered every kid with the Tik Tok App was now a rock star, so she


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but then got banned because she got a little too political

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