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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:46 am 
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and cauliflower ear that, in the right light, was strangely erotic

, especially when it pulsated and bubbled, almost as if it were winking and drooling
like a newborn baby on a car ride into nowhere

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 8:53 am 
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but out there on the road again


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 4:18 am 
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with Willie Nelson had sounded like a good idea, however in practice.....not so much

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:05 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:49 am 
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fun, fun,
'till her daddy takes the T-bird awayyyyyy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:33 am 
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which was awkward since her daddy was a huge Willie fan


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, which happens to be a true delight,
as opposed to the willie air conditioner,
which is quite cumbersome and uncomfortable

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 2:01 am 
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with early models being recalled after multiple instances of
the willie air conditioner fan motor bursting into flames

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:21 am 
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due to shoddy craftsmanship involving the size and speed of the scrotal rotors

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so he wanked his willie in an effort to clear his mind and meditate


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:24 am 
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Meanwhile in one of the 3 Worlds, or maybe 4...

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Location: >>==> Wellington, New Zealand.
residing in a dimensionally challenged galaxy,
in a chilly corner on the far side of one of the
three or maybe four known universes.
Roosevelt brewed up a tasty hot cup of tea,
marveling at the smell of the scented stream
rising from his pure white porcelain cup,
this, this is the life.....

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he thought to himself

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or three or four other selves, they certainly had a quorum


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perhaps he should discuss this with his doctor

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for possible Schizophrenia or Immigration to discuss the possibility of
illegal aliens living in his attic

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of dilapidated dreams

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Roosevelt gently stroked the pet rock he got from a bazaar in Koh Samui
after three days "traveling" in his favorite opium den.
Even after 45 years Ronnie, named after Ronnie Wood, still gave him great pleasure.
The drugs had been free, Ronnie the rock had cost him around 316,000 Baht (US$10,000.00).
Roosevelt grinned, oh how he missed the Thailand of his youth, and his youth.....

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thought Donald simultaneously hearing and feeling the squelch from his left shoe

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with the double strength elasticized leg gusset As Seen On TV

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