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for two rolls of toilet paper

and a case of bottled water

nymphs

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are far fresher than the canned ones

Just ask Khan

a water nymph specialist from way back

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who could Agha with the best of them

and throw a mean Khomeini when he put what was left of his mind to it

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particularly when the right was in control

but he just had a bone to pick with his old friend Jim

Beam

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who's position on the friend scale was about to surpassed by his older friend
and alleged arsonist Jack Daniels

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because Jim is less expensive to hang out with

and happier than Johnny Walker who was mostly blue sometimes black and often red,
but let's not get into his politics

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of single malt whiskys

and Bernie Sanders

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Looks like Bernie's gone out there on that stuff!

I'm steeeeling the

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stew.................

which, although not humanary was tasty all the same

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despite the children he's deflowered

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by stealing the plants from their gardens

and my garden, were flowers don't grow

no lips

sink no ships

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