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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 1:12 pm 
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after a failed relationship and dodgy triple bypass

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:42 pm 
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"that's what them foreigners call soccer" said MAGA Mike


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:34 pm 
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which is right where "his" government wants it

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:16 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:34 pm 
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who, apparently thought he looked pretty good in a shirt

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:55 pm 
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that attracted Gobalova's Jellyfish

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:29 pm 
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she loved silk.....and cashmere, she loved cashmere

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:00 pm 
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It was her favorite Led Zeppelin song


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her second favorite was rumored to be Black Dick.....

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not to be confused with Moby Dog


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the Japanese were, despite the International Whaling Commission's rulings, continuing to hunt for "scientific" purposes and a side order of sushi

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:10 am 
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because they liked to eat it raw


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while listening to George Thorogood’s Bad to the Bone


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on an old gramophone

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while sliding his rusty trombone


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