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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:31 am 
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th' folks down at the Red Sea are still talkin' about it

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:08 am 
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one of his favorite pick up lines was “after I part this body of water, how about another parting over at my place” and of course, he liked to name drop who his dad was


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:46 am 
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Gee olde daddy was mad at me


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:03 am 
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but, was he cross?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:12 am 
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only until he gave it to his son to bare (Gee, thanks Dad :roll: )


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:32 am 
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He then gave 3 spikes to the innkeeper, and asked if he could put him up for the night

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:26 pm 
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with Jim the backdoor man


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:40 pm 
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Jones kool aid receipe

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:17 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:26 pm 
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ding ding


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:00 pm 
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ding dang

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:57 pm 
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daddy from Dumas


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:39 pm 
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, Arkansas.....Cookie upon hearing Dumas immediately thought Texas, dumb ass she thought as she expertly flipped daddy's ding dong onto the horizontal

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 12:26 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 12:44 am 
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who got a hell of a shock!

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Meanwhile LM was plotting his invasion of Canada to


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get more maple syrup and hockey pucks


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 12:27 pm 
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get more maple syrup and hockey pucks
for an upcoming Denny's special dish

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cause it had to be just slippery enough


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to aptly slide directly out of your butthole upon ingesting

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