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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 4:26 pm 
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in 2020
so, they sold it, and used the money to buy a big bright green pleasure machine

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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 5:17 pm 
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that was attached to their time machine which was able to transport them back to the swinging 60’s when pleasure was much more affordable


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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 5:23 pm 
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and concert tickets cost just a little finger, instead of an arm and a leg

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or need a hip replacement after a fall in the mosh pit

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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 12:31 am 
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a man with the ability to harsh the mellow of the swingingist party with a mere hand gesture

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, a unique aroma

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resembling a garlic and lavender blend

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but sadly they inadvertently lost the keys to the time machine at a key party and since they could not return, had to get jobs


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as roadies for some famous rock'n'roll band

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trying to relive the glory days of white leather, aqua net, facial sucker bites, bullet belts,
half shirts, clip on earring (just 1), zebra print bandanas, jolt cola, McDLTs, skunk weed,

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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 8:18 am 
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and the late night trip to Taco Bell after the concert


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where they stole a cow bell


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then tipped the cow over


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Yes, I know they tipped the cow. But how much?
Over.

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Even though the service wasn’t that great he just couldn’t resist over tipping waitresses (bovine or otherwise) with large mammalian protruberances so a 50% tip was proffered (large tips for large tips as it were)


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with the, as you say, bovine waitress, a large tip guaranteed access to the freshest milk in the cosmos

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when the cow was found in a field the next day, obviously probed by aliens


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