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a man with the ability to harsh the mellow of the swingingist party with a mere hand gesture


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as roadies for some famous rock'n'roll band

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trying to relive the glory days of white leather, aqua net, facial sucker bites, bullet belts,
half shirts, clip on earring (just 1), zebra print bandanas, jolt cola, McDLTs, skunk weed,

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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 12:21 pm 
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and the late night trip to Taco Bell after the concert


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where they stole a cow bell


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then tipped the cow over


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Yes, I know they tipped the cow. But how much?
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Even though the service wasn’t that great he just couldn’t resist over tipping waitresses (bovine or otherwise) with large mammalian protruberances so a 50% tip was proffered (large tips for large tips as it were)


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with the, as you say, bovine waitress, a large tip guaranteed access to the freshest milk in the cosmos


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the hum of squirting could be heard far and wide


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when the cow was found in a field the next day, obviously probed by aliens


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and lonely dairy farmers


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cream was in abundant supply


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Then Jimmy and Jeff burst in only to find...

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which, of course, had three feet each.

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