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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:27 pm 
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Melania Trump wrote:
it was pissing down

on Donald


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:46 pm 
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he didn't seem to mind

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hey punk, where you going with that button on your shirt?


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:33 pm 
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and said more more more


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:45 pm 
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there’s nothing as sweet as a golden shower from a Russian whore


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:49 pm 
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amd I oughta know


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:37 pm 
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Of course he denied it ever happened but if one looked close one would see the gleam in his eye (at all times) when the subject comes up...no pun intended.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:41 pm 
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the escorts of Moscow are being driven mad by requests for a Euro-pee-on union.....

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:50 pm 
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The English as always...assumed getting pissed meant something else altogether but as Bob said...the times they are a changing...sad as it may sound


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:15 pm 
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through a cheap blue tooth speaker of indeterminate origin

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:16 am 
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...being played in what is rapidly becoming famous as the world's premiere Urine-Nation


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;which leads us to rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:45 pm 
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in the White House, which is now permanently stained, it really is and I can't get it off anymore :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:00 pm 
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or get him off


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:23 pm 
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the bus safely


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:37 pm 
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without the help of

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:51 pm 
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grandma's hands


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:03 am 
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a walking frame and

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:17 am 
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a meatball sub


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:23 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:40 am 
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which the Secret Service were finding a challenge to contain

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infarction


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and oh how they trained. Cries of "the blimp is down the blimp is down!" rang out late into the night as they ran the golf club evac over and over

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:45 am 
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with the defences down, flee was the only option


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 4:35 am 
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, but... sadly enough...
he was busy slapping the same 3 basslines... REALLY FAST!


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Because as we all know...faster always makes things better.


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