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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 12:06 pm 
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which he poured over the oval office desk into a giant pile where upon he shoved his face into the glistening pile and said

“You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little hands!”

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Then suddenly Mueller raided the office and in a cheeto dust induced rage the prez


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...screamed everyone was guilty except him and that he had absolute proof...and maybe you'll see it sometime.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:07 pm 
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then without warning in a Tony Montana like move he shouted


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:31 pm 
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" 'Ere, you silly pudding!"

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but still the lameness shined brightly

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:35 pm 
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Like a golden stream of bat piss in the deepest dark of the night


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the noose began to tighten

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:28 am 
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Fortunately, it was a fake noose

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:52 am 
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The Evening Noose

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on the loose


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as they crash landed the Spruce Goose

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Rear-ending a Moose


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causing a spillage of juice


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in the caboose

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rendering an angry Zeus


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...to start acting obtuse


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and said - a lot of these posts rhyme. But this one doesn't.

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but he meant to say Hosen't


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if you thought there’d be meaning there wasn’t


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but, in Aussie slang, means

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while playing a didgeridoo.

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