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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:13 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
if insomnia persists.


(or just keeps happening, for the vocabulary challenged)

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yes the vocabulary challenged were hoping the Vocabulary Challenge Event would be added to the Para-Olympics but it stuttered in committee for so long it never got voted on


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by the run on sentence board of officials

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that could only find similarities of such run-on's at comedy joints or on the Zforum bandwiches thread.


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Meanwhile in New Zealand the country that brought us the Wombat, Gray Ghost was nearing the end of his Holy Quest to listen to every Zappa release when he realized he was missing


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 6:16 pm 
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the last 30 years of his life,

WTF happened, he was pullin up to the drive through in '91

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:11 pm 
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luftballoons the other eight are somewhere they had but none there cause


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it was intentional.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:50 am 
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ly accidental

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:38 am 
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but obviously with a sense of urgency because the clock was ticking


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Tic tic tic it wears off


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the paint

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while he watched for extreme peeling


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that's when Johnny showed up in a Hot Rod and yelled "you want extreme peeling, watch this Mofo" as he proceeded to


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make an ass of himself by running over all the neighbor's mailboxes

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knockin a few jockeys off the lawn, he pulled up and hollered, "Hey you

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squares... french kiss my

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hemorrhoid!"

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at this point Captain Probicus had enough of this punk and instructed one of the little guys to beam up Johnny


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and he was never heard from again

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he liked the Probe Room so much he decided to stay but the little guys were having none of it and dumped in Cucamonga


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and dumped in Cucamonga

You see the aliens had a favorite gas station bathroom they enjoyed taking a dump in, as to not stink up the spaceship more than it already was from all that probing

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yes the Chevron Station next to Joe's Garage was known for it's pristine bathrooms


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