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Eddie RUKidding wrote:
after the tapes were erased
Trip wrote:
for the third time
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:45 am 
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Gobalova's Jellyfish.


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Colin Hay decided to write a song about a vegemite Jellyfish sandwich in a land down under


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on his porch in the outback with his reverse banjo (because its Australia) he started a little diddy that


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was produced from an ingredient originally found in jellyfish.

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The truth is, he was scared of her pussy because it looked like a monstrous creature found at the bottom of the deepest ocean

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only Neptune was not afraid as he knew that if you were famous enough you could grab any sea creature by the pussy without repercussions


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As the facebook troll tried to illeagley log in, a knock upon his basement lair startled him to the point of

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crying, cry, cry! he perennially said, a constant gushing of sour thoughts amalgamated into his tears to crying, crying, CRYING, CRYING!, CRYING!!!!

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arose from Gobalova's jellyfish...apparently


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was catered by a mysterious company out of Davis, California named G's House of Fishy Jelly


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