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Because of heavy drinking the night before he had no recollection of how he ended up in bed with God. His asshole really hurt, too.


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Trying to find the on switch but I kept getting my eyes poked out by her perky tits. I am not in trouble, for no trouble is worse than spilling milk.


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so he got deported to Mexhico stuck to a Finnion bible and some mysteriously disappearing paper


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But Jane was not so proud to overhear Tarzan say " Tarzan grip monkey, make Tarzan happy!" so she...

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at a friends suggestion went to the Amazon to buy a vibrator, only to find out it was an on-line store before she reached the deepest darkest jungle and found


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...sad but true...Tarzan had learned from observation. A fleeting thought came to her...that when in Rome...! Kinda creeped her out though and she began to question her life choices leading to...


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to the bridge, but she couldn't find the bridge, she wondered "wheres that confounding bridge?'...and suddenly


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