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You never know when it will happen, but there comes a point of time at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

That time has come early for me today.

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Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

I wonder if being a "shitty little snot" is better, or worse, than being a "snotty little shit"?

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

10,080 minutes in a week. I think.
When I get to the final 30 minutes of my life I'll wonder where it all went.
Always look on the bright side of life

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I hate you beer! Why must you make me feel so shitty every time I drink you?!?

Damn good question. Let me know if you come up with an answer.

I'm off to Boston Mass , to research this very topic.

dont eat bacon
worried about this buzzing in my head

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There WILL come a time when everybody in the world they will be free to sing and dance and love : )

The smoke is so bad...

.....and it makes my ends split.

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Music > Everything
CLETUS must now, regretfully, dispose of the ones who refuse to alter their unmusical ways.
http://www.vulturesawait.com

I wonder how much a cubic mile of sunlight weighs.

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That, I do not know, but look how interesting is the information of this vid:

Quantum Gravity Unification of Strong Nuclear Force
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8IcciRHGvQ

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Was everything really orange in the 70s, or do old colour photos turn orange?

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"I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly."

I've got forty thousand french francs in my fridge.

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

I've got five thousand rublee on my dresser...I won it in a bet with a rooskaya.

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Lesser-evilism is war.

I would love to know what goes through a dog's mind.

Well, wonder no more, (great book written by a dog, scroll down on the link for a video blurb on the book, (but the wit of the dog, which is half the book, is not in the video)).



"If you've ever wondered what your dog is thinking, Stein's third novel offers an answer. Enzo is a lab terrier mix plucked from a farm outside Seattle to ride shotgun with race car driver Denny Swift as he pursues success on the track and off. Denny meets and marries Eve, has a daughter, Zoë, and risks his savings and his life to make it on the professional racing circuit. Enzo, frustrated by his inability to speak and his lack of opposable thumbs, watches Denny's old racing videos, coins koanlike aphorisms that apply to both driving and life, and hopes for the day when his life as a dog will be over and he can be reborn a man."

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Lesser-evilism is war.

"Even the sober desire for progress is sustained by faith -- faith in the intrinsic goodness of human nature and in the omnipotence of science." -- Eric Hoffer ("The True Believer", 1951)

--Bat

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"In my lifetime I have met too many people who were educated beyond their intelligence."-Arthur C. Clark http://www.omsj.org/

I would love to know what goes through a womans mind... Shit,I understand the dog!

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What would Zappa say?....... http://www.dweezilzappaworld.com/thepoodlebites

Oh, we have some of the best research facilities available here, Pedro1. If there is an answer to be gotten, here is where you'll find the most advanced tools to conduct your inquiry.

--Bat

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"In my lifetime I have met too many people who were educated beyond their intelligence."-Arthur C. Clark http://www.omsj.org/

Go ahead....you may ask me anything.

Would you like to have a head like that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMXxvFR5zIw

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I like getting head...

Why th' fuk is everyone around here in some kinda meltdown mode ?

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What do you mean by that? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?